He's like a kid who didn't read the homework trying to answer questions about the material.
Any of you maga whacko doodles getting your trumpy bible?
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Fail. You did not include the word "sir".
Does he personality autograph Two Corinthians? Cuz I would be all over that
"A lot of people think Jesus Christ is the savior. They think he's the savior, okay? THE SAVIOR! But I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay. That would never happen to Trump, that I can tell you. But the cross for my crucifixion would be terrific. A big, beautiful cross the likes of which you've never seen. You'd walk up to the hill at Calvary and say, 'Wow, that's a big cross!' These disciples, they come up to me. These are big guys who never cry. Long hair and dirty feet. These disciples come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, 'Sir! You have to do something about Pontius Pilate, sir!' And so that's why we need to close the border with Rome, okay. You've gotta close the border. Rapists and murderers and crime the likes of which we've never seen is pouring across the beautiful border."
It reminds me of merchants setting up shop in the temple. Hard pass for me.
All of them have placed orders, and will fap to that book feverishly upon receipt. The pages will be glued shut in no time at all.
Praise the load!
Praise the load!
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They had no choice. Hillary is crooked, and Joe is old.
Shorter: "We're paying his legal bills for violating Commandments #7 and #9"
This is hilarious... the guy "endorsing" a bible cant even recite a verse in it. What a fake!@
Me in Algebra class: What X is is very personal to me. I don’t want to get into it.
“A lot of people are saying X is a terrific letter. You hear that a lot. But X is a personal thing I don’t want to get into. My daughter Ivanka prefers Y, but X is terrific.”
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This is hilarious.
The lesson in all of this...Never underestimate the level of stupidity of MAGA.
The lesson in all of this...Never underestimate the level of stupidity of MAGA.
You're f'ing dumb if you don't know why.
Willful ignorance at this point.
Weird some of the usual suspects are sitting this thread out. Wonder why?
As a Christian this just makes me both angry and sad.
What a pathetic human being
What a pathetic human being
I am truly surprised that Bible did not burst in to flames. Of course he has many bibles for this reason.
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It's just a way for evangelical churches to donate to his campaign without worrying about their tax status.
Whoever thought it up was clever.
Whoever thought it up was clever.
Someone made a Twitter post I'd seen somewhere, which said: "There could actually be some collector's value in a Bible autographed by the anti-Christ"
Uhm... Why is this a frequently asked question? I don't want the answer. Seriously!
Edit out the parts about worshipping false idols or listening to false prophets.
Probably edited so there are now only 7 or 8 Commandments.
Buy that baby, and you can totally covet your neighbor's wife now...
I admit it was a shitpost, but tbf the whole topic was as well. Sometimes I simply act as a mirror.
