He's like a kid who didn't read the homework trying to answer questions about the material.He couldn't tell ya the first four books of the Old or New Testaments....or more likely any books at all !!
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He's like a kid who didn't read the homework trying to answer questions about the material.He couldn't tell ya the first four books of the Old or New Testaments....or more likely any books at all !!
Fail. You did not include the word "sir".Many huge, strong men have come up to me with tears in their eyes and streaming down their cheeks saying "you won your golf tournament, you are a chick magnet, they are trying to crucify you, you can walk on water. Now you bring us scripture."
"A lot of people think Jesus Christ is the savior. They think he's the savior, okay? THE SAVIOR! But I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay. That would never happen to Trump, that I can tell you. But the cross for my crucifixion would be terrific. A big, beautiful cross the likes of which you've never seen. You'd walk up to the hill at Calvary and say, 'Wow, that's a big cross!' These disciples, they come up to me. These are big guys who never cry. Long hair and dirty feet. These disciples come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, 'Sir! You have to do something about Pontius Pilate, sir!' And so that's why we need to close the border with Rome, okay. You've gotta close the border. Rapists and murderers and crime the likes of which we've never seen is pouring across the beautiful border."Fail. You did not include the word "sir".
All the incest sections are in all caps.Holy shit. This is even dumber than the friggin Trumpy Bear.
A Trump endorsed Bible is like a Sober Living book endorsed by Chris Farley.
They had no choice. Hillary is crooked, and Joe is old.Lulz, people here voted for that man.
This is hilarious... the guy "endorsing" a bible cant even recite a verse in it. What a fake!@He's like a kid who didn't read the homework trying to answer questions about the material.
Me in Algebra class: What X is is very personal to me. I don’t want to get into it.This is hilarious... the guy "endorsing" a bible cant even recite a verse in it. What a fake!@
“A lot of people are saying X is a terrific letter. You hear that a lot. But X is a personal thing I don’t want to get into. My daughter Ivanka prefers Y, but X is terrific.”Me in Algebra class: What X is is very personal to me. I don’t want to get into it.
Yeah.... no.
That's dumb. I don't understand why he does dumb shit like this.
Willful ignorance at this point.You're f'ing dumb if you don't know why.
what a focking bumbling idiot
I am truly surprised that Bible did not burst in to flames. Of he has many bibles for this reason.
Some books have cheaper publishers than others.Uhm... Why is this a frequently asked question? I don't want the answer. Seriously!
The Constitution and also the Bill of Rights?
Edit out the parts about worshipping false idols or listening to false prophets.
Sometimes I think you’re a reasonable person then you post shit like this.Sadly thanks to bidenomics this is actually a reasonable price for a "high quality" Bible.
I admit it was a shitpost, but tbf the whole topic was as well. Sometimes I simply act as a mirror.Sometimes I think you’re a reasonable person then you post shit like this.
Those names apply to both categories.They had no choice. Hillary is crooked, and Joe is old.
There is a Biden section?All the incest sections are in all caps.
Look what voting for the current guy got us.Lulz, people here voted for that man.
Yeah, but he tells it like it is.He's like a kid who didn't read the homework trying to answer questions about the material.