Any of you maga whacko doodles getting your trumpy bible?
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Yeah.... no.
That's dumb. I don't understand why he does dumb shit like this.
That's dumb. I don't understand why he does dumb shit like this.
"The Only Bible Endorsed by Trump." Is it printed upside down?
Because he KNOWS how stupid MAGA is. It's a grift. Like we have said for years now.
For a limited time only, buy a trump bible and get 80% off a pair of his gold shoes!
Oh I can think of some posters on here who are placing their orders already.
Actually, lets see if they ignore this thread or come to defend it.
Actually, lets see if they ignore this thread or come to defend it.
cuz hes a piece of shit who knows suckers will buy it
Reason # 6969 not to vote for the scumbag.
Actually, I don't believe this is real. It can't be?
He couldn't tell ya the first four books of the Old or New Testaments....or more likely any books at all !!
Holy shit. This is even dumber than the friggin Trumpy Bear.
A Trump endorsed Bible is like a Sober Living book endorsed by Chris Farley.
Yeah, the answer wasn’t that tough.
Many huge, strong men have come up to me with tears in their eyes and streaming down their cheeks saying "you won your golf tournament, you are a chick magnet, they are trying to crucify you, you can walk on water. Now you bring us scripture."
I just keep hoping that the next fast-food hamberder will be the straw that broke the camel's back, but it never happens.
I want one, just to see what's in the Book Of Stormy....
It is immoral to let a sucker keep their money.
Pretty sure Trump went to church twice during his presidency, and that's counting the the time he went to the church across from Lafayette Square that he ordered Americans to be tear gassed and beaten in for a photo op where he held a Bible upside down for a bit. All because he went to the panic room in the WH a few days before.
I still marvel that the Religious Right holds this sack of garbage who has broken more commandments than he can name in such high regard.
I still marvel that the Religious Right holds this sack of garbage who has broken more commandments than he can name in such high regard.
Because people are dumb and will give him money. He could bag is bowl movements and sell them for $50 a bag.
Because people are dumb and will give him money. He could bag is bowl movements and sell them for $50 a bag.
....2 MAGAs...
...One Cup????
Odds on these actually being "Trump Bible Leases"...where you are being charged an upfront fee and recurring monthly charges...???
And he can’t recite a single verse.
The religious right has been a sack of shit movement since at least Jerry Falwell.
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My understanding is if you wear a WWJD bracelet and buy a "Trump endorsed bible" you spontaneously combust. Is that true? Just asking questions here.
The man is one of the greatest bunco artists of all time. PT Barnum is rolling in his grave wishing he’d thought of half this crap.
Jesus is probably begging to be resurrected to get his hands on a copy.
If endorsed by Lying Donnie Sexual Abuser, it aint "high quality". And chances are, since he hasn't read a book in forever, he couldn't tell you what the inside of a bible looks like. But hey, the cult fundamentalists and religious right dont care about that.
That should have been one of the biggest warning signs to any Republican who still cared, but they were so convinced that they’d be able to keep him inside the lines.
I just got mine. This is awkward,
Mark 10:11
And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
Mark 10:11
And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
Does it say anything about bonking porno prostitutes while your wife and baby child are at home?
Now that I think about it, a great opportunity to update the Trump scoreboard!
$454 million + ongoing interest - cost for civil fraud verdict against Trump for lying about his wealth
~1000 arrested and ~500 sentenced in federal court stemming from their actions supporting Trump on 1/6
$399 - cost for Trump branded gold colored shoes
91 pending felonies related to mishandling of classified documents; election interference; and hush money
62+ court cases finding no election interference/fraud in 2020 election
$59.99 - cost for Trump-endorsed bible, with a FREE FREE FREE handwritten chorus to God Bless the USA!
15+ Trump high level associates found guilty of felonies and/or serving jail time
6 bankrupt companies affiliated with Trump
3 wives
2 Presidential impeachments
1 sexual assault verdict against Trump, followed up by an $83 million defamation verdict
1 charity foundation required to be dissolved and ordered to pay $2million for improperly using charitable assets
1 (or more?) hush payoffs to porn stars
1 uninformed comment regarding a Dairy Queen Blizzard (https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-asks-hell-blizzard-dairy-queen-iowa-rcna93192 )
0 Trump wins in court regarding voter fraud
As always, feel free to correct any inaccuracies.
