Are you a real man or a pussy? Lets make a test to find out.

[BelemNole]

Banged everyone who's posted in this threads moms. +50
Except OPs mom -1

 

[SoProudNole]

I learned the answer to OP's question from my sensei, not some pansy ass internet test.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

The film Nobody is based on my life. +10

You mean the title?.................

 

[BelemNole]

I learned the answer to OP's question from my sensei, not some pansy ass internet test.

You sensei is weak.

 

[BABiscuit]

You sensei is weak.

Are pulling for Daniel LaRussso on Cobra Kai. -10
Are pulling for Johnny -2
Are pulling for Kreese +5
Want all of them and their stupid kids to die +10

 

[soybean]

Given the standards then...

Combat +10
Died in combat +1000
Captured -8,000,000
Mansplain to women +100
Mansplain to women a subject they know better than you +200

How about bitten by a cobra and survived?

 

[Tenacious E]

How about bitten by a cobra and survived?

Defanged/depoisoned cobra +100
Playing cobra hot potato like in Indiana Jones +1,000
Bit by cobra in the jungle while fighting in a war +10,000

 

[UNIowaHawk]

I watch soccer, and I like it -50

 

[runkpanole]

I got a mani-pedi while nailing OPs mom. Full blown man here.

 

[SoProudNole]

I waxed my taint and didn't flinch.

 

[SSG T]

How about bitten by a cobra and survived?

As long as it wasn't while a POW, +25. If as a POW, -7,999,975.

 

[jasonrann]

Admitting to searching tarpons reddit username and being very confused about the feelings you had when you found the pics. -3

Searching for the pics, never admitting it to anybody, and burying those feelings so deep inside of you that you suddenly cancel a vacation to Florida. +5

No confusion here, I had a pretty good idea what was coming. Kudos to her!

 

[NDallasRuss]

No confusion here, I had a pretty good idea what was coming. Kudos to her!

So to speak...

 

[goldmom]

Let's make one of those tests where there is a list of things and you get points assigned for each thing you have done or attribute you have. And don't be a pussy and say shit like tuck your kids into bed or treat your partner with respect. This isn't that kind of thread. We are looking for the qualities that would make @jamesvanderwulf want you to marry his niece.

So real man thing is plus points. Pussy thing is negative points.

Fought 2 people at once and won + 5.

Had a pedi/mani: -5.

Once we have a good set of criteria, we'll make the test. Make sure to like the posts you agree with to help form a consensus. In the end, I'll decide what goes on the list because a real man doesn't ask for the opinions of others.

My late husband did both. He thought pedis were the greatest thin since sliced bread.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

My late husband did both. He thought pedis were the greatest thin since sliced bread.

Mrs. BNG has been trying to get me to get a pedicure with her for a long time. Still haven't caved.

 

[jasonrann]

Mrs. BNG has been trying to get me to get a pedicure with her for a long time. Still haven't caved.

Good for you. They're both no-gos for me, especially a pedi. The slightest touch of my feet and I am up the wall because I'm so ticklish.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Let's make one of those tests where there is a list of things and you get points assigned for each thing you have done or attribute you have. And don't be a pussy and say shit like tuck your kids into bed or treat your partner with respect. This isn't that kind of thread. We are looking for the qualities that would make @jamesvanderwulf want you to marry his niece.

So real man thing is plus points. Pussy thing is negative points.

Fought 2 people at once and won + 5.

Had a pedi/mani: -5.

Once we have a good set of criteria, we'll make the test. Make sure to like the posts you agree with to help form a consensus. In the end, I'll decide what goes on the list because a real man doesn't ask for the opinions of others.

I think I’m gonna score good here. Ready?

I have no idea what those two royal twats said, claimed, accused or answered on Oprah a while back. And ready for this? Nor do it care.

Pay me, bitch.

 

[RNHawk]

Is being a male nurse a positive or negative?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Mrs. BNG has been trying to get me to get a pedicure with her for a long time. Still haven't caved.

I would be embarrassed to go that first time. It’d be like going to the dentist after 50 years of not brushing.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

Is being a male nurse a positive or negative?

Depends, Gaylord. How many chicks you banging as a result of being a male in a largely female profession?

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Is being a male nurse a positive or negative?

I’m thinking this has to be a positive score there. You’re bucking a historical gender role and GZF while doing so.

 

[RNHawk]

Depends, Gaylord. How many chicks you banging as a result of being a male in a largely female profession?

Now only one, but I had a lot of fun back in nursing school

 

[jasonrann]

Is being a male nurse a positive or negative?

+100 positive. A job I could never do and I am a tough summbitch. Thankless work. Thank you for doing it!

 

[millah_22]

Are pulling for Daniel LaRussso on Cobra Kai. -10
Are pulling for Johnny -2
Are pulling for Kreese +5
Want all of them and their stupid kids to die +10

Pulling for a sex tape of LaRusso's wife to drop.

 

[millah_22]

Mrs. BNG has been trying to get me to get a pedicure with her for a long time. Still haven't caved.

It's cause she thinks you have gnarly ass feet

 

[ping72]

Good for you. They're both no-gos for me, especially a pedi. The slightest touch of my feet and I am up the wall because I'm so ticklish.

Being ticklish -200

 

[ANYCHawk]

Do you root for Iowa State?

 

[alaskanseminole]

Given the standards then...

Combat +10
Died in combat +1000
Captured -8,000,000
Mansplain to women +100
Mansplain to women a subject they know better than you +200

That made my night. LOL Thanks!

(I know, I know -100 for allowing another man to bring me pleasure. That's +100 for ATL and Tarp, though, right?)

 

[jasonrann]

Being ticklish -200

Dick

 

[runkpanole]

Is being a male nurse a positive or negative?

 

[unIowa]

What if it was 3 gals instead of 2 guys and you're pretty sure you won?
Or if it was just really nice foot rub with lotion and stuff?

How heavy were the women?

 

[BelemNole]

How heavy were the women?

Very - like half an Iowa gal.

 

[funksouljon]

Real men don't need cargo shorts because utility belt and tactical vest.

Wears a utility kilt the right way + 20.

 

[funksouljon]

Mrs. BNG has been trying to get me to get a pedicure with her for a long time. Still haven't caved.

Don't be such sissy. I take my daughters once every couple of months on daddy daughter dates. They pick the color of the polish. ZFG. +20

Can grow a mustache in under a month. +10

Didn't cry when your dog died. -10

 

[funksouljon]

Dick

Doesn't sound that tough when you are giggling while saying that.

 

[ping72]

Dick

I’m pretty sure this picture request is negative points as well.

 

[Rudolph]

I love a good pedicure.

 

[soybean]

Defanged/depoisoned cobra +100
Playing cobra hot potato like in Indiana Jones +1,000
Bit by cobra in the jungle while fighting in a war +10,000

Just goofing off with a young one while drinking beer...he did not inject any venom in me, but he for sure bit me.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

I learned the answer to OP's question from my sensei, not some pansy ass internet test.

And it went something like this...

 

[SeaPA]

Pulling for a sex tape of LaRusso's wife to drop.

I'm the co-star with her. +1000.