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She appears to possess certain assets you might find appealing. You are a kind and generous man.I should probably console the wife.
FIFYRepath was a father to two boys, Melo and Liam. These kids have no chance in hell.
Plus it appears you could hang your jacket on her nipples.She appears to possess certain assets you might find appealing. You are a kind and generous man.
Plus it appears you could hang your jacket on her nipples.
Tell that to 30 yr old me. That guy was such a douchebag.My uncle got permanent brain damage from a bar fight in Louisiana. Frequent seizures, no real short term memory, and basically just tucked away in a government funded apartment until he dies.
Bar fights are peak stupid.
I'd love to be there after the DEVIL's funeral when his wife and kids start going through all his computer files and find this story on Word.We got back to their hotel room and dug in – these girls can really party! Much to my delight, the b-ette’s behavior started to change dramatically. She started flirting with me, touching me, and giving me some of the hardest “* me” eyes I’ve ever seen. The hottest was following suit, and I was just totally loving it, playing it cool the entire time, because I had no intention of trying anything. After a while, they started playing this weird game, each seemingly trying to get rid of the other under the guise of normality. A lot of “Are you sure you don’t just want to go to sleep?” or “nyc_hawk, are you hungry – we could go get something to eat – oh ____, you want to go too? I thought you weren’t hungry?” – stuff like that – it went on for hours.
Fearing a serious malfunction of my willpower (it’s almost 7AM and I’m still really blasted), I suggest that we go swimming back at my hotel. I figure that way is a lot safer than sticking around there, plus I’d get them both essentially naked in wet lacey underwear. That would have been a very nice end to the best night out I’ve had in ages. After a lot of the same back and forth games, they agree on my idea.
We’re riding the elevator down, and the hottest rests herself on my shoulders, starts breathing really lustily on my neck, and asks the b-ette, “____, are you sure you want to go?”
The b-ette then leans over my other side, runs her hand over my chest, and says very sweetly, and sorta moaningly, “Umm-hmmm, definitely.” What happened next is really hard to describe, but it resulted in a complete implosion of my willpower, an instant erection, and a U-turn back upstairs. Making an already way too long story very, very short:
Had a threesome. Full sex and oral with both of them, often at the same time. I thought it would be really awkward, but it wasn’t. It was freakin beautiful. Took over 4 hours, came three times, and could have gone four. I was more aroused than I’ve ever been in my entire life - and I was blasted out of my mind. Am I that easy? In a word – no.
Both of them were 21yr old college seniors. Hottest = current SEC cheerleader, and former Miss Teen _______ in her home state. B-ette = 10x better in bed, and a pair of absolutely spectacular, perky, natural D breasts to go along with her perfect tight little body.
100% of this story is true. No BS or fabrication whatsoever. Three morals to it:
1. No matter how much you’re tempted, never buy drugs from a – wait, screw it. I’ll say it, because I’ve never rolled by a white guy - never buy drugs from a black guy on the street. I’ve been rolled each and every time I’ve tried. It’s like 7 times now – you’d think I’d learn my lesson, huh? I’m sure there are plenty of white scammers out there too, but I’ve never run into one. They've all come through for me. If generalizing based on these experiences makes me a racist than so be it. I don't think it does.
2. Say what you will about fraternity guys, but they pretty much always have the best drugs. Those Mississippi guys had a freakin medicine chest of top quality stuff.
3. Never, ever, ever ever ever underestimate the amazing powers of the magic white powder. Sure, I’m good-looking, and I still have some game in me (I’m 30), but come on – this one was pure luck. It never, ever, ever ever ever would have happened without the white stuff around to help those girls (and me) abandon decent judgment and do crazy stuff we otherwise wouldn’t. I feel terrible about it in retrospect, and would definitely go back and change things if I could. But I can’t, and if a threesome with two incredibly hot college girls when I’m 30 is my only case of marital infidelity, I can live with that.
My advice to all you single guys out there – if you find a girl who likes to party (and you do too of course), stay engaged in the situation. Stay committed even if things look bleak. Things have a way of working themselves out when coke is in the equation – it buys you a lot of time. Look at me – I never even remotely sniffed anything like this when I was searching for it practically 24x7 and much better looking, I wasn’t even trying to score this weekend, and I ended up in a freakin Penthouse Letter from 7-10:30 on a Sunday morning.
I'd provide a pic in a heartbeat but I promised not to reveal anything about them that could reveal their identities to people they know. HROT gets a fair amount of traffic from SEC posters - you never know.
I don't know what you're basing that one. The only picture I can find is the one in the post, and it's the baby's foot creating the illusion, not actual pointy, grieving nipples for comforting. Unless there's other better pictures out there.Plus it appears you could hang your jacket on her nipples.
Yup, you never know who you're dealing with. Back when I was like 23-24 years old, a couple buddies and I went to a bar in downtown CR. We were outside smoking and a fight started so like smart guys, we took a few steps back and watched it unfold. Within about 30 seconds, one of the folks went around the side of the building and found a 2X4 that was probably 4-5 feet long. He brought it around and slugged a guy across the face with it and the dude just dropped.Bar fights are peak stupid.
Read prior post. The guy was brain dead upon arrival at the hospital. They've known this was going to be the end result for about a week now. The family has had time to process what was happening and prepare for the day he died.I realize they need to strike while the iron is hot for max donations, but less than 24 hours after the guy is dead, there is already a GoFundMe page for the survivors.
There must be a playbook out there, but I'm not sure that would have occurred to me to do it so quickly.
Read prior post. The guy was brain dead upon arrival at the hospital. They've known this was going to be the end result for about a week now. The family has had time to process what was happening and prepare for the day he died.
Mixed the dates up. I had read about this over the weekend and mistakenly took the fight for happening last Saturday night, not this past one. Either way, they've known for a couple of days what the end result would be and had time to prepare.The WAFB story linked in the OP's story said that the bar fight occurred on Saturday 3/23. Do you think it is possible that you are mixing up bar fight stories or sometimes make errors with dates? Or do you have reason to believe that the dates in the news reports are inaccurate?
The GoFundMe says it was created two days ago, which would put it approximately Sunday the 24th, which is approximately 24 hours after he was dead.
Mixed the dates up. I had read about this over the weekend and mistakenly took the fight for happening last Saturday night, not this past one. Either way, they've known for a couple of days what the end result would be and had time to prepare.