Benefits of getting fat

[General Tso]

Your pants stay up without needing a belt

 

[BrianNole777]

You gotta buy a new wardrobe, though.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Not gonna cheat on my wife

 

[mthawkeyes]

People assume that I'm jolly. Joke's on them.

 

[QChawks]

bigger splash

 

[ThiccJimXXX]

 

[millah_22]

bigger splash

nice tits

 

[QChawks]

nice tits

Are you gonna look at them for 10 minutes?

 

[millah_22]

Are you gonna look at them for 10 minutes?

Yeah, 1 tit for each minute.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Recently I started to become nauseous when seeing fat people eat. This is a new phenomenon for me. I'm not sure what's driving it.

 

[hydro2.0]

Recently I started to become nauseous when seeing fat people eat. This is a new phenomenon for me. I'm not sure what's driving it.

You must be eating too much with your wife

 

[Uniformed_ReRe]

Your pants stay up without needing a belt

Not true.

Why do you think fat guys have to wear suspenders?

I realize most fat guys don't wear suspenders today, but that's due to it becoming socially acceptable to wear your shirt untucked. In the past, fat guys had to wear suspenders to keep the front of their pants from drooping down under their guts.

 

[The Tradition]

No one will sit next to you on a Southwest flight unless it's full.

 

[LunchBox50]

Makes it harder to be kidnapped.

 

[nu2u]