When you perform the most menial task, it feels like a monumental achievement. And the manliness that washes over you for a brief period is better than any drug out there. Except maybe mushrooms.
I snaked the clogged toilet yesterday (clogged by my man sized turd I might add) using an auger. Had the little spinny handle on it and everything. Took a while but finally got through it. Within 2 minutes I was ready to quit because I had no idea what I was doing. But I stayed with it. And got that thing down there are conquered that turd!
I was unbearable for the rest of the night. Acting like Schneider from One Day at a Time. Asking for a toolbelt for Christmas put it over the top. I'm a man! Kinda.
I snaked the clogged toilet yesterday (clogged by my man sized turd I might add) using an auger. Had the little spinny handle on it and everything. Took a while but finally got through it. Within 2 minutes I was ready to quit because I had no idea what I was doing. But I stayed with it. And got that thing down there are conquered that turd!
I was unbearable for the rest of the night. Acting like Schneider from One Day at a Time. Asking for a toolbelt for Christmas put it over the top. I'm a man! Kinda.