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OnceAhawk

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What...I was admitted to Michigan...I thought everything was supposed to work out...Why do bad things happen to entitled people?!!!
 
The girl on the right sees the hot dog vendor making his rounds again. She starts to sweat like a dog in a Chinese restaurant. A primal guttural sound escapes her already salivating chapped lips, "MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Eunice clasps his head in his tiny feminine hands. "Really, again already!?!? More meat has bounced off of her chin tonight than a party in Lamar Odom's hotel room." Eunice closes his eyes and thinks, "F$&k my life." The thought of having to take this Yeti back to his dorm room and what that future would entail, is making him physically ill. The last time she removed her overstretched undergarments, he got a good look at her nether regions. Now the image of a gorilla with a stab wound in it's back was burned into his memory.
 
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