Craziest Prediction Thread -2025

[DirtyJohns97]

Here's how it works. You make your most insane, crazy, outlandish prediction for 2025.
You have until January 4th to make your call.
At that time, I will rank the predictions based on how outlandish they are. THIS IS SUBJECTIVE **** OFF.
Whoever ends up with the highest ranked submission that comes true on Dec 31, 2025 wins $5 million*

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I think Beyonce murders someone.

 

[WSC72]

Proof of alien life will be made available to the general public.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Phenomenally Frantastic is Adrian Dittman is Elon Musk

 

[noleclone2]

FSU and Iowa both make FBS playoffs.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

OP’s Mom will give up the D and retire.

 

[BrianNole777]

HBOT will change names to something else.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Some dirty Italian will pronounce “sandwich” as “sangweech”.

 

[hawkdave007]

Tom Brady unretires and returns to playing football.

 

[BrianNole777]

Tom Brady unretires and returns to playing football.

Then he wins another Super Bowl! 😆

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

FSU and Iowa both make FBS playoffs.

Ok, even for this game, let's be reasonable here.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

A calamity causes the presidential line of succession to go farther down than the speaker, and we all have to learn who's next.

Alternate: Iowa finds a way to beat PSU for the wrestling national championship.

 

[HIWB]

Some dirty Italian will pronounce “sandwich” as “sangweech”.

 

[An Iowa fan]

The first human baby will be born with wings in 2025. It will be the beginning of a new path in human evolution.

 

[win4jj]

69. The Hawks score 69 points in the 2025 football opener vs Albany.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Iowa BB will make the Sweet 16.

 

[waterboy4582]

Grabbing pussy will be encouraged.

 

[Rifler]

Joe's Place freely admits that he was wrong about something...