Des Moines: Basically just a big version of the town in Footloose

[millah_22]

I don't actually dislike Des Moines, and yes, it is the most "bigger metro area" feeling of the cities in Iowa.

My issue with it is that all the "hip" stuff there feels kind of gentrified and phony.

I feel like CR and the QC are more authentically urban whereas Des Moines has a weird holier-than-thou yuppie/hipster vibe. I prefer grittiness, personally.

You'd love Portland

 

[millah_22]

You're a towel

How come when i go to Downtown/East Village there's never anyone on the street? Where is everyone?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

How come when i go to Downtown/East Village there's never anyone on the street? Where is everyone?

Well.....you being there certainly put out an Amber alert. Don't worry she is cool and all.....

 

[millah_22]

Well.....you being there certainly put out an Amber alert. Don't worry she is cool and all.....

this doesn't even make sense. like... they're running and hiding bc they stole kids? Why would they run and hide during an amber alert if they didn't steal a kid? And why would they run and hide from me if the joke was an amber alert about me? I have the kid in this scenario.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

How come when i go to Downtown/East Village there's never anyone on the street? Where is everyone?

To be honest, those that live in that district work for a living.

 

[millah_22]

To be honest, those that live in that district work for a living.

sounds like poors to me.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

this doesn't even make sense. like... they're running and hiding bc they stole kids? Why would they run and hide during an amber alert if they didn't steal a kid? And why would they run and hide from me if the joke was an amber alert about me? I have the kid in this scenario.

bad joke bad response

 

[Jimmy McGill]

sounds like poors to me.

Yes. Poors living right next door to Kimmie's office at the Capitol

 

[millah_22]

Yes. Poors living right next door to Kimmie's office at the Capitol

well... poors bc they have to work.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

well... poors bc they have to work.

So do you

 

[millah_22]

So do you

my money makes me money

 

[ConvenientParking]

my money makes me money

 

[Jimmy McGill]

my money makes me money

And where did you make said money.

 

[torbee]

You'd love Portland

I'm sure I would. It shares many similarities with the city where I grew up.

 

[torbee]

Sure, if you're 22. The professional women in Ankeny, Waukee, Johnston are absolutely more attractive than professional women in the corridor. That's not even debateable.

Yes, I'm well aware you're a proud river rat. If you prefer Rock Island, Moline, and Davenport over Des Moines then have at it but they are absolute sh1t holes.

You jerk off to Joni Ernst. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. 🤮🤢😬

 

[hexumhawk]

If this is a fight between DSM and the QC, then it isn't even close. DSM would be Tyson and QC would be Spinks.

Also, Torbee seems to be the biggest tool on this board and a true internet tough guy.

 

[NDallasRuss]

And if you really think DSM has hotter women than Iowa City...

I can't help but feel like there are really no winners in this contest.

 

[torbee]

If this is a fight between DSM and the QC, then it isn't even close. DSM would be Tyson and QC would be Spinks.

Also, Torbee seems to be the biggest tool on this board and a true internet tough guy.

I never start it, but I damn sure will escalate.

DropIt came in hot and I shot him down. No ragrets.