Do yall make up songs for your pets?

[jawatkins]

So I inherited Ella and she’s a good dog, sweet baby, gets all of them belly rubs and such.
When I see her and I know the fiancé is gone I sing her a song,
‘That’s my Ella that’s my doggy, she’s my friend she’s my bubby oh it’s Ella she’s the best, she goes dancing in her dress’

Dog has never worn clothes but she spins around and has a good time while I’m being weird.

Any of yall do this?

 

[JRHawk2003]

No,.but we have business meetings where we judge pop culture. The 2 dogs and me.

 

[QChawks]

Of course

 

[millah_22]

ya

 

[hydro2.0]

Yep

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Not many songs but our two dogs have had plenty of nicknames throughout the years. I’m sometimes surprised they even know that I’m talking to them.

 

[jawatkins]

 

[3boysmom]

People who don’t make up songs for their dogs are definitely collie molesters.

 

[GOHOX69]

So I inherited Ella and she’s a good dog, sweet baby, gets all of them belly rubs and such.
When I see her and I know the fiancé is gone I sing her a song,
‘That’s my Ella that’s my doggy, she’s my friend she’s my bubby oh it’s Ella she’s the best, she goes dancing in her dress’

Dog has never worn clothes but she spins around and has a good time while I’m being weird.

Any of yall do this?

I used to talk to my cat. Here's a top tip though. Cats care that they have food and shelter but wish you'd secretly die haha. Songs don't mean shit to them 😉

 

[GOHOX69]

Thems some chompers! Hi buddy!

 

[Derekd3408]

Dog people are weird AF.

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[Colonoscopy]

Beautiful

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Dog people are weird AF.

 

[jawatkins]

Thems some chompers! Hi buddy!

That’s Miss Ella, she looks kind of cute, in that polka dot bikini girrrrllll.

 

[jawatkins]

Dog people are weird AF.

Anti dog people eat humans for fun.

 

[Derekd3408]

Anti dog people eat humans for fun.

I'm not anti dog, I'm anti their weird AF owners.

 

[jawatkins]

I'm not anti dog, I'm anti their weird AF owners.

Your mom.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I'm not anti dog, I'm anti their weird AF owners.

Dogs are superheros. Every dog needs a theme song.

 

[OrlandNole]

I sing songs about OP's mom and peanut butter.

 

[millah_22]

I'm not anti dog, I'm anti their weird AF owners.

Singing and making up little tunes about your dog isn't all that weird. No one is putting on concerts or drum circles. Its just little ditties about big stretches and who's a good boy.

 

[beanerhawk]

Never had I thought of this or have I seen anyone do something like this. My wife just says her dogs name over and over again like she's having a stroke. I just shake my head.

 

[OrlandNole]

We had a dog named Merle and and I would sing songs about him, replacing "girl" with "Merle."

Fat bottomed Merle, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

I kissed a Merle and I liked it...

 

[TJ8869]

There are definitely people in this thread who would spend $550 for a 90 minute session with a pet psychic.

 

[millah_22]

We had a dog named Merle and and I would sing songs about him, replacing "girl" with "Merle."

Fat bottomed Merle, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

I kissed a Merle and I liked it...

My dog's name is Ziggy and his tag says Ziggy Stardog, so I sometimes make up songs to the tune of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars.

Ziggy was a dog, he coughed up hair and made a doo-doo 🎶

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Here's mine. How could you NOT have a song for the one and only Chief Wiggum. Also all my pets are named after Simpsons Charachters. I've Had Flanders, Maude, Smithers, Lenny and Karl and now Wigg below. Weiner dogs only, BTW.

 

[millah_22]

Here's mine. How could you NOT have a song for the one and only Chief Wiggum. Also all my pets are named after Simpsons Charachters. I've Had Flanders, Maude, Smithers, Lenny and Karl and now Wigg below. Weiner dogs only, BTW.

I knew you were all about that weiner life.

 

[millah_22]

Here's mine. How could you NOT have a song for the one and only Chief Wiggum. Also all my pets are named after Simpsons Charachters. I've Had Flanders, Maude, Smithers, Lenny and Karl and now Wigg below. Weiner dogs only, BTW.

I named mall my horses in Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom after simpsons characters.

 

[ZachJump]

No

If I was to start singing they would leave.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I named mall my horses in Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom after simpsons characters.

This is how you cut their nails, BTW.

 

[ZachJump]

This is how you cut their nails, BTW.

It really looks like your dog is plotting to eat you while you sleep.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

It really looks like your dog is plotting to eat you while you sleep.

He could. He rules the bed. Mother fvcker is all up in my shit all night.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I make up songs to help me remember things. Like stopping at the grocery store;

Go get them bagels you like,
Pick up some Vodka and Sprite,
Bottled water for wife,
And some pork chops for tonight…

 

[alaskanseminole]

During the holidays I always sang my dog's nickname, Jackie Bear, to the tune of Oh Holy Night. Monday would have been his 13th birthday. I'll be singing his song in the coming month out of habit.

 

[ZachJump]

I make up songs to help me remember things. Like stopping at the grocery store;

Go get them bagels you like,
Pick up some Vodka and Sprite,
Bottled water for wife,
And some pork chops for tonight…

I was starting to think people here were normal.

 

[jawatkins]

We had a dog named Merle and and I would sing songs about him, replacing "girl" with "Merle."

Fat bottomed Merle, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

I kissed a Merle and I liked it...

When I was a kid we had a dog named Fudge. To me she was Big Bad Fudge. From the song. She was a good dog.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I was starting to think people here were normal.

I don’t actually sing it in the store, doofus!

But definitely in the car on the way there. Then it becomes a song stuck in my head until I get to the checkout line.

 

[jawatkins]

I was starting to think people here were normal.

Bubby, that’s a mistake.

 

[Aardvark86]

Yes, have had pet dog songs to the tunes of…
“I like to move it”
“Theme from Davey Crockett”
“Theme from rawhide”
And
“Baby sharky”

 

[unsubstantiated]

I have two cats that just showed up on my doorstep. I don’t sing songs, but I have a specific tone that I whistle to them. They immediately drop whatever they’re doing and come to me.

Weird, because I never trained them or rewarded them with anything but a few pet strokes.

I also use a “sing-songy” tone to tell them that they are “good boys” or “good kitties”, but really it’s only to offset the times when I yell at them for being bad.