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Do you bite your nails?

Do you bite your nails?

  • Only if they get too long.

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • No. Never.

    Votes: 17 77.3%
  • Down to the nub.

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Total voters
    22

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Oct 27, 2017
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I destroy my nails. I'm currently on a two finger pain stretch where I went too far and pulled out the underneath soft one that causes bleeding. Awful. Sometimes I see people's nails and think "Man, I'd love to bite that thing right there." Do that with pizza too.
 
I did many years ago... stopped, though. I was able to quit by keeping them cut short.
 
I’m picky about my nails. The right thumbnail is long-ish as are the right index/middle/ring fingernails. This is for fingerpicking guitar. Left is kept short, for fretting guitar. I trim my nails at the end of a shower, when they are softened, by biting them. A precisely placed chomp of the canines right at the edge of the nail, then rotate the wrist and they come off in perfect little crescents. Smooth them off on a nail file or just upholstery or clothing.
 
I will pick at them and tear them off short and sometimes they bleed. Drives the no pic wife crazy. Basically if they show any white at all I must pick at them. One of my psychopathic tendencies I guess
 
i dont do nails but i eat the skin inside my mouth, have done that my whole life. anxious fellow

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I'm the only one that bites them off when they get too long? Weird.
 
I find this to be one of the grossest things you can do. Canned many of girls back in the day if I caught them biting their nails.
 
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