Looks like a big turnout. Need to keep doing these. Hopefully it's drawing in people outside of their core voters.
Eau Claire Rally
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You know his Secret Service are saying “How’d we get stuck with this ****ing guy?!”
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If your kid hits a ball into JD Vance's lawn, you tell them to just forget it and avoid eye contact.
If your kid hits a ball into Tim Walz's lawn, you tell them to knock on the door and enjoy the nice glass of lemonade he gets for you while letting you go retrieve the missing ball.
Trump may not be happy about the crowd size, but he should look on the bright side that the less people hear from Vance the better off the GOP chances are in November.
Seriously though, Vance seems to have overdosed on Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters and MTG. He’s trying what he’s seen work and it’s falling flat because nobody outside the RW circle jerk thinks they’re funny.
And trump keeps doing that very weird thing of pretending to wave to throngs of people, but when the camera pans out there is nobody there. He is seeing ghosts.
Your kid hits a ball in Tim Walzes lawn and he'll bring out a bucket of balls and soft toss them and teach you how to keep your elbow up and eye on the ball.
If JD is supposed to be like a little gnat, following around Harris and Walz for the next several weeks, playing to crowds of up to 40 disinterested people, while Harris/Walz play to energetic crowds in the tens of thousands…..he understood the assignment.
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Why does the media let Vance/trump lie endlessly on national TV? At least cnn fact checked him immediately.
They should thank Mexico, without them they wouldn’t have a scary boogeyman to run on.
They should thank Mexico, without them they wouldn’t have a scary boogeyman to run on.
What I see is a bunch of unemployed wannabe journalists, activists and public school employees getting their marching orders for this upcoming school year.
The Republican Party is trying to build a big coalition: pieces of shit, and really big pieces of shit!
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His entire life has been spent playing characters he is not in order to rise in social standing and class.
That's why he was able to act like an Ivy League fancyboy when needed and a down home hillbilly when needed.
It's why he changed his name.
It's why he's flipped from being a Never Trumper to saying Trump is the greatest president to ever live.
So now he's trying to be the sassy right wing snarkmeister - but as you point out - he's spent so much time inside the right wing echo chamber, he has no idea how off-putting and yes, WEIRD, "normal" people find that.
But he's sure learning it now, lol.
Holy shit.... are they going to can the laughter next?
I don't think everyone in the crowd was supposed to chear when he asked who was from Minnesota.
You’re struggling, bud.
I've never been good with scripted entertainment, I always want to jump to the end.
No, like, you are being weird. Why are you talking about the genitals of a child in a hypothetical story?
v. cringe
Why does your kid suck at baseball and can't ****ing catch in this hypothetical? Thems the breaks kid.
Because the kid was hitting the ball.
God damn. That Vance rally is almost as pathetic as the Republican ticket itself. Not quite, but almost.
O now your hypothetical lazy ass is sending the kid instead of you going and getting it after he just slammed a dinger off your weak ass arm?
Jesus dude.
Right... I'm going to disengage now. We were having fun and you're making it weird.
Looks like they are pulling Caitlin Clark sized crowds.
JD is an unhinged loon. Who knew Yale grads were morons? I guess you can't get rid of the hillbilly.
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The sad thing is he definitely is book smart, but has to hide it and act like a lunatic to appease the MAGA base.
Dig into his background a little, he's a chameleon - went so far as to change his name to assist his social climbing.
Now he's boxed into a corner where he has to pretent to be a slack-jawed culture warrior to win the affection of daddy Trump and the band of MAGATs.
You’re trying to build a big coalition of Marxist homosexuals so they can shit on you in an interstate bathhouse.
Bathhouses aren't really a thing on the interstate in the US. Lions Den put them all out of business as far as I know.
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