Family planning loans from SoFi?

[ConvenientParking]

Family Planning Loans | Low Rates With SoFi

Growing your family this year? SoFi can help cover some of the financial costs with a fixed-rate family planning loan. View your rate and apply online!

www.sofi.com

Cool, cool. Maybe I can get a better rate if it's secured by the baby?

 

[Hawki97]

Family Planning Loans | Low Rates With SoFi

Growing your family this year? SoFi can help cover some of the financial costs with a fixed-rate family planning loan. View your rate and apply online!

www.sofi.com

Cool, cool. Maybe I can get a better rate if it's secured by the baby?

Holy shit - 8.9% - 25%! That’s highway robbery.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Holy shit - 8.9% - 25%! That’s highway robbery.

That's what I'm saying. What kind of rate can I get if I put the baby up as collateral

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

More and more I read stuff that reminds me of the ads for Recall

 

[Moral]

More and more I read stuff that reminds me of the ads for Recall

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I was going to watch Ronin but I am going to dig through my VHS and find Total Recall now.

 

[HROT]

Adoption is pricey

 

[Moral]

Adoption is pricey

Because the anti-abortion people are actually funded by the adoption lobby to make sure they always have fresh inventory coming in.

I bet of I look up this conspiracy I just though up that someone out there has unironically made it up already.

 

[bhawk24bob]

It must be a company policy at SOFI to disregard optics

 

[runkpanole]

Checks portfolio to make sure SoFi isn’t included.

 

[bhawk24bob]

Checks portfolio to make sure SoFi isn’t included.

Suing the federal government to stop the student loan payment freeze wasn't enough?