Found my Halloween costume - Conservative Guy Scared of Cities!

[FlickShagwell]

Top this one.

 

[Aardvark86]

Wait. You're out of Omaha?

 

[Bonerfarts]

More like Captain Pepsi

 

[ICWestfan]

You should go as a can of Pepsi.

 

[IaHawk44]

Smells of ivermectin.

 

[FlickShagwell]

Wait. You're out of Omaha?

Yeah, but nothing in my post suggests that... A little creepy.

 

[FlickShagwell]

Smells of ivermectin.

The pants are assless, to allow for direct sunlight on and in the undercarriage.

 

[NCHawk5]

Yeah, but nothing in my post suggests that... A little creepy.

You write like a Nebraskan.

 

[EasyHawk]

My MAGA friends sent this one

 

[FlickShagwell]

My MAGA friends sent this one

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That’s pretty good.

 

[torbee]

More like Captain Pepsi

Small bulge, wood not if ghey.

 

[TJ8869]

Small bulge, wood not if ghey.

Captain Pepsi is a grower, not a shower.