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Gator takes down pig

z_ape

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Pig was being fed by people on tour boat. Looked like a setup.


 
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Who's fault here? The person feeding the pig? Or the pig that was dumb enough to wander into croc infested water?
 
Pig was being fed by people on tour boat. Looked like a setup.



Absolute set-up. That’s complete BS. They kept tossing the marshmallows out deeper. No one was surprised either, they new the name of the gator, and were on the tour expecting to see a kill.

I’m not some bleeding heart / PETA fanatic, but that’s just wrong.
 
Absolute set-up. That’s complete BS. They kept tossing the marshmallows out deeper. No one was surprised either, they new the name of the gator, and were on the tour expecting to see a kill.

I’m not some bleeding heart / PETA fanatic, but that’s just wrong.
The gator didn't even have to think about hunting on land. It knew it was getting a meal. I dont feel super bad because pigs are a nuisance in many areas but that's a bit ****ed.
 
I thought this was going to be a thread about a UF football player getting arrested for resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. I'm a little disappointed, but it goes to show, everyone loves bacon.
 
I thought this was going to be a thread about a UF football player getting arrested for resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer. I'm a little disappointed, but it goes to show, everyone loves bacon.


Hey, I have some marshmallows for you.....get your swimming trunks on...
 
I bet you guys would've been laughing if a bunch of monkeys were tossing food into the water for the pigs instead of people.

Monkey does it = funny
Person does it = horrible
 
I bet you guys would've been laughing if a bunch of monkeys were tossing food into the water for the pigs instead of people.

Monkey does it = funny
Person does it = horrible

You think I would laugh if I suddenly realized I had been underestimating monkeys that severely? That'd terrify me
 
I bet you guys would've been laughing if a bunch of monkeys were tossing food into the water for the pigs instead of people.

Monkey does it = funny
Person does it = horrible

Pull your head out of your ass. And you are essentially saying that a monkey is smarter than you. Motion to have z_ape's status as a human being lower than a monkey is summarily granted.
 
I bet you guys would've been laughing if a bunch of monkeys were tossing food into the water for the pigs instead of people.

Monkey does it = funny
Person does it = horrible
I wouldn’t be laughing at it. I’d find it interesting. But people should have intelligence and morality that is held to a higher standard than monkeys.
 
I wouldn’t be laughing at it. I’d find it interesting. But people should have intelligence and morality that is held to a higher standard than monkeys.

Interesting? Like, that's how they make greek-yogurt interesting? Would you be taking notes or something? The monkey is trying to have the pig killed.... interesting.

You'd be laughing. That naughty monkey! People laugh at monkeys when they sexually assault people. This isn't that much of a step up.
 
Interesting? Like, that's how they make greek-yogurt interesting? Would you be taking notes or something? The monkey is trying to have the pig killed.... interesting.

You'd be laughing. That naughty monkey! People laugh at monkeys when they sexually assault people. This isn't that much of a step up.
No, wouldn’t be laughing. I’d want to know why the monkey is doing it. It would be an interesting thing to find in the wild.
I’ve never laughed at a monkey sexually assaulting someone, are you projecting?
 
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No you are not.

I have rarely been the poster to initiate a thread being political. I can't think of any other times that I started it. If not for the invasion of Capitol, I would not have made that joke. Trump was throwing the marshmallows closer and closer to the Capitol.
 
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No, wouldn’t be laughing. I’d want to know why the monkey is doing it. It would be an interesting thing to find in the wild.
I’ve never laughed at a monkey sexually assaulting someone, are you projecting?

Oh no, no no... monkey reaches up a dress and cops a feel and you're laughing. That's not funny?

Now if he's rounding on into third, that might be a little worrisome... a bit 'disconcerting' if you will. I don't know how close our DNA is you know, like I should probably step in.

But first, second, eh...
 
not a fan of those noises. not at all

I know, that stuck with me a good thirty seconds. Then I watched a video of a zebra getting its face ripped off.

Makes you thankful for a desk job.
 
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I have rarely been the poster to initiate a thread being political. I can't think of any other times that I started it. If not for the invasion of Capitol, I would not have made that joke. Trump was throwing the marshmallows closer and closer to the Capitol.
Then don't say sorry, just say it.
 
Oh no, no no... monkey reaches up a dress and cops a feel and you're laughing. That's not funny?

Now if he's rounding on into third, that might be a little worrisome... a bit 'disconcerting' if you will. I don't know how close our DNA is you know, like I should probably step in.

But first, second, eh...
I wouldn’t laugh at it, how many times do I have to tell you. You’re a dense person.
 
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If the pig wasnt such a socialist expecting a free handout, he would still be alive.

- a trumplican, probably
 
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