Girls and Guns--Israeli style

[HawkMachine]

 

[IowaMeatMan]

 

[abby97]

I would almost be honored if I was an unarmed Palestinian being shot by her while resisting eviction from the shanty my family was forced into

Don't kill innocent Israelis and maybe you'd have more freedom of movement.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Don't kill innocent Israelis and maybe you'd have more freedom of movement.

Not buying it. Israel is basically a just-as-fukt version of 20th century South Africa at this point. Next you're going to tell me they're a "democracy" which lol I guess if 1850s America is a democracy

 

[wilson reborn]

I traveled with some other people from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem a few years ago and we stopped at a truck stop cafe on the way. It had five or six very attractive Israeli female soldiers getting lunch and packing assault rifles. I hate assault rifles but for some reason I had an enormous hard on when I left.

 

[millah_22]

what if she accidentally shoots her titties off?

 

[mnole03]

I traveled with some other people from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem a few years ago and we stopped at a truck stop cafe on the way. It had five or six very attractive Israeli female soldiers getting lunch and packing assault rifles. I hate assault rifles but for some reason I had an enormous hard on when I left.

Tel Aviv is the smokeshow capital of the world.

 

[torbee]

Treat every gun as if it were loaded.

Poor gun safety protocols.

Would not 😢

 

[The Tradition]

So many gorgeous women in Israel. They’re all over the place.

I heard they're all moving to Canada because Israel's version of Trump just neutered the Israel Supreme Court.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I heard they're all moving to Canada because Israel's version of Trump just neutered the Israel Supreme Court.

I've long thought (for about a year) the Jewish homeland should be a series of housing developments adjacent to Zion National Park in Utah. Sovereign like an Indian reservation. Maybe we try to collect taxes but give up after they find all the loopholes and share a few with their Mormon neighbors. They get one nuke pointed at Texas and they have dual American/Zion citizenship.

 

[Colonoscopy]

She doesn't need lip injections

 

[lucas80]

I heard they're all moving to Canada because Israel's version of Trump just neutered the Israel Supreme Court.

Look, Abby is a stupid douche bag, but don't try and derail a hot Israeli chick thread. It's one of the unwritten rules of HORT

 

[mnole03]

Look, Abby is a stupid douche bag, but don't try and derail a hot Israeli chick thread. It's one of the unwritten rules of HORT

When I’m President, all of our intelligence resources will focus on creating a list of the girls in the IDF with small uniform pant size and large uniform tops.

We’ll have that list and their Instagram handles first term.

 

[ICWestfan]

I'd let her tear up my families Olive trees if you get what I'm bottling.

 

[stickman80]

Yup.....I wood definitely give her a double tap.