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Gotta love these "legitimate" job offers. Oh so close.

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I'd like to think ChatGPT would do a better job, though. I do love they recognize I have experience AS a clearance, though. :cool:


Hello _________,

I received a copy of your resume recently and I love your experience as Cyber security clearance. We would enjoy discussing with you an opportunity that we have which is the Information Security Manager and an active TS/SCI clearance is a must, it is on-site and the location is in Arlington, VA. When is a good time for us to schedule you to speak to our Executive Recruiter on the phone together?

As you can see in the attached, EOR is a Unique Organization that is intent on creating a better world for us all. Our team here at EOR pays attention to building lifelong relationships that empower us all to build better dreams together. EOR expects that when people are doing what they love that we all win, all of the time.

I pray that this email, our future discussions, and the associated opportunities resonate with you, please reach out to me at your earliest available opportunity.
 
Some of the capitalization choices seem random. Almost like Trump typed this.
Na, it would look like this if Trump sent it:


I got your resume, and let me tell you, it's tremendous, really tremendous. Your experience in Cyber security clearance is fantastic, just fantastic. We've got this amazing opportunity as the Information Security Manager, you know, a big role, and you've gotta have an active TS/SCI clearance. No exceptions. It's on-site, Arlington, VA – great place. When can we get you on the phone with our incredible Executive Recruiter? We gotta talk!

Look at this document I attached – EOR, it's a fantastic organization, really fantastic. We're all about creating a better world, and our team, let me tell you, we build relationships that last a lifetime. We're all about empowering each other to dream big, really big. When you're doing what you love, we all win. It's a winning situation all the time.

I hope this email and the future talks really hit home for you. Reach out to me at your earliest, okay? Let's make things happen. It's gonna be tremendous, absolutely tremendous.
 
I'd like to think ChatGPT would do a better job, though. I do love they recognize I have experience AS a clearance, though. :cool:


Hello _________,

I received a copy of your resume recently and I love your experience as Cyber security clearance. We would enjoy discussing with you an opportunity that we have which is the Information Security Manager and an active TS/SCI clearance is a must, it is on-site and the location is in Arlington, VA. When is a good time for us to schedule you to speak to our Executive Recruiter on the phone together?

As you can see in the attached, EOR is a Unique Organization that is intent on creating a better world for us all. Our team here at EOR pays attention to building lifelong relationships that empower us all to build better dreams together. EOR expects that when people are doing what they love that we all win, all of the time.

I pray that this email, our future discussions, and the associated opportunities resonate with you, please reach out to me at your earliest available opportunity.
I like the random capitalization of Unique Organization.

Almost like they are drawing attention to the red flag 😂
 
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I'd like to think ChatGPT would do a better job, though. I do love they recognize I have experience AS a clearance, though. :cool:


Hello _________,

I received a copy of your resume recently and I love your experience as Cyber security clearance. We would enjoy discussing with you an opportunity that we have which is the Information Security Manager and an active TS/SCI clearance is a must, it is on-site and the location is in Arlington, VA. When is a good time for us to schedule you to speak to our Executive Recruiter on the phone together?

As you can see in the attached, EOR is a Unique Organization that is intent on creating a better world for us all. Our team here at EOR pays attention to building lifelong relationships that empower us all to build better dreams together. EOR expects that when people are doing what they love that we all win, all of the time.

I pray that this email, our future discussions, and the associated opportunities resonate with you, please reach out to me at your earliest available opportunity.
based on "cyber security clearance" reference good chance it's a hello from chinese or russians or iranians :)
 
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You know, you might get a little further if you just used Brad Smith instead.

Hi,

This is Gangotri Chakrabotry (Recruiter) . Hope you are doing great. I was going through your profile and I wonder if you are looking for a change. If yes, please consider the below given JD for Communication Specialist with one of our client.
 
Some of the capitalization choices seem random. Almost like Trump typed this.
Confused Jack Black GIF by Jumanji: The Next Level
 
This one could be legit, but I'm dig'n the name none-the-less! This person loves their name so much, they bolded it! LOL

Hello,

I hope this message finds you well!

My name is Deep and I’m a Talent Acquisition with Collabera, we help fortune 500 companies with total talent solutions. I came across your résumé on a job portal and was quite impressed! In fact, that’s why I’m contacting you; there’s a great opportunity with one of our clients, one that matches up well to your skills, qualifications, and experiences.

I have attached a detailed job description below, please have a look and let me know if you will be interested in this opportunity. I can be reached at 512-425-4005. Alternatively, you can reach me via email; my email address is Deep.Maradiya@collabera.com.

Detailed Job Description:
Title: Project Manager
Location: San Antonio, Texas 78249 (Hybrid)
Duration: 6 Months

Responsibilities:
• Responsible for identifying, developing, and helping sales teams with complex products. EM supports the sales efforts of team peers and other direct sellers by leveraging product, industry, and/or technology expertise.

Required:
• Project Management, minimum 2 years experience
• Sales Experience, at least 1 year experience
• Telco/Networking, at least 1 year exposure

Please let me know when is a good time for us to connect to discuss this opportunity in further detail. If you are not looking for an opportunity and have a reference, please do share the resume or forward this job description to the other person.

Feel free to share the referrals for this opportunity; we will help you out with the referral bonus.


Deep Maradiya
Talent Specialist
Mobile:
512.425.4005
deep.maradiya@collabera.com
Waterloo, IA LinkedIn Profile
 
Na, it would look like this if Trump sent it:


I got your resume, and let me tell you, it's tremendous, really tremendous. Your experience in Cyber security clearance is fantastic, just fantastic. We've got this amazing opportunity as the Information Security Manager, you know, a big role, and you've gotta have an active TS/SCI clearance. No exceptions. It's on-site, Arlington, VA – great place. When can we get you on the phone with our incredible Executive Recruiter? We gotta talk!

Look at this document I attached – EOR, it's a fantastic organization, really fantastic. We're all about creating a better world, and our team, let me tell you, we build relationships that last a lifetime. We're all about empowering each other to dream big, really big. When you're doing what you love, we all win. It's a winning situation all the time.

I hope this email and the future talks really hit home for you. Reach out to me at your earliest, okay? Let's make things happen. It's gonna be tremendous, absolutely tremendous.

Did you edit out,

”Many men, Strong men read your resume and with tears in their eyes they said, Sir that is the most amazing resume we have ever seen, You have to hire that man”.
 
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