Gun nuts, list your arsenal

[RonaldMexico]

I will be submitting this list to the New Democratic administration later. But for now, whatcha got in that safe in the basement?

Thinking about expanding and would love some new ideas.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

My bunghole is lethal Mr Vick.

 

[FlickShagwell]

I get laid on the regular.

So no guns.

 

[The Tradition]

The only weapon I have is a rocket-propelled grenade launcher.

 

[LesClaypool]

I don’t have a micro-penis.

So no guns.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

0.0
I do not live in fear nor do I hunt.

 

[h-hawk]

Wall hangers - 2 shotguns, 2 rifles.

 

[shank hawk]

All my guns blew away during derecho.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I have 17 Springfield 1863s situated near the windows and loopholes, with a magazine station in a centralized location for reloading.

 

[Fluffles]

This is a liberal lean HROT. Most of us have more degrees than guns.

 

[seminoleed]

The Arsenal Football Club, North London, England.

COYG!

 

[QChawks]

 

[LesClaypool]

Earlier tonight I confessed to drinking Canadian Club Apple.

Do you really think I own a firearm?!

 

[JWolf74]

I hunt, so a single 870 Wingmaster. No need for anything else. I don't live in a shit neighborhood or live in fear of my shadow.

 

[JWolf74]

Earlier tonight I confessed to drinking Canadian Club Apple.

Do you really think I own a firearm?!

No. And apparently don't have taste buds, either.

 

[Derekd3408]

I get laid on the regular.

So no guns.

I'm only getting laid 6-8 times a week right now, will probably need a few more guns to fill the void. I can always sell them when it picks back up.

 

[RonaldMexico]

This is a liberal lean HROT. Most of us have more degrees than guns.

Why not both?

 

[mjtommy]

I lost 17 guns in a boating accident at least 5 years ago. Along with about 10,000 total rounds. Mostly .22s, a few shotguns, and two AR’s.

 

[RonaldMexico]

I hunt, so a single 870 Wingmaster. No need for anything else. I don't live in a shit neighborhood or live in fear of my shadow.

To be clear, one must live in a shit neighborhood or be scared of their own shadow to own weapons other than their Remington? Seems like a pretty simple view.

 

[BelemNole]

I'm only getting laid 6-8 times a week right now, will probably need a few more guns to fill the void. I can always sell them when it picks back up.

Jerking it to orange midget porn isn't considered getting laid.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I lost 17 guns in a boating accident at least 5 years ago. Along with about 10,000 total rounds. Mostly .22s, a few shotguns, and two AR’s.

Jebus, were you going to shoot all the fish or just the bottom of the boat, which it sounds like you accomplished?

 

[JWolf74]

I'm only getting laid 6-8 times a week right now, will probably need a few more guns to fill the void. I can always sell them when it picks back up.

Your wife is getting it a lot more than that. But don't worry, penicillin is a great drug.

 

[Derekd3408]

Jerking it to orange midget porn isn't considered getting laid.

I'm gonna need a second opinion on that.

 

[Derekd3408]

Your wife is getting it a lot more than that. But don't worry, penicillin is a great drug.

I dont mind sharing STDs with my Eskimo bros.

 

[dirtypool]

The Leftist Liberal Mob Small Town Torching brigade sent out mailings before we loaded our megabus. The guns should be on the curbs by the time we roll in and torch their town.

 

[lonestar50]

Not a gun nut, all for hunting.

.270 rifle for deer if they ever open up late season antlerless again.

12 gauge for turkey

Old Browning Sweet Sixteen that was gifted to me by my wife's (no pic) uncle

 

[DogBoyRy]

I will be submitting this list to the New Democratic administration later. But for now, whatcha got in that safe in the basement?

Thinking about expanding and would love some new ideas.

Not in a safe and I live in Fl so i have no basement.
I have 2 Ar-15’s and a glock.
Wife (pic included) has two colt woodsman - one in car and one at house.

 

[ltows5]

I recommend keeping the party silent.

 

[GarryO37]

I don’t have a micro-penis.

So no guns.

Yes you do.

 

[SansSouci]

First rule of gun nuts is never list your arsenal. And don’t tell people if you have bunker full of rations and water.

 

[LesClaypool]

Yes you do.

Heyyyyy!!!

Your mom found it satisfying...and she’s a size queen!

 

[SansSouci]

I don’t have a micro-penis.

So no guns.

Dumb as hell.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Not really a gun nut, more just someone who wants to be able to defend his home and family.

Springfield XD 9 mm
S&W M&P EZ 9 mm

 

[SansSouci]

It’s only the pussies that talk about owning guns being a bad thing. I can’t comprehend the problem with it. I got carjacked twenty plus years ago. How did it end when the brother got 9mm in his face. It ended peacefully and I kept my shit. He got me before, not this time. I said I have a Glock pointed at you get the F back or I’ll shoot your ass. He said I got my .38 in my car. I said you think you can make it to your car and outrun my this bullet. It was a good night.
The pos carjacker and his green metal flake Caprice in 22s and I both ended up at Country Kitchen sitting next to each other that night. I busted out his window when I left. Cool Waterloo 90’s story bro.

I’ll keep my guns. We don’t all live on acreages in bum**** nowhere.

side not: I was 17 at the time and every brother thought they were a west coast gangster and you had to carry.

 

[GarryO37]

Like throwing a little smokey down a hallway, huh?

My mom’s a saint. It doesn’t surprise me that she made you feel good about yourself.

 

[SSG T]

Colt 1911
Sig P226
1860 Army
Belgian Browning 12 ga
Ruger MkII .223
Ruger MkII .22-250
Savage 112 .223 Ackley
96 Mauser - 6.5
98 Mauser - 25-.06
98 Mauser - .308
Remington 700 - 30-.06

 

[RonaldMexico]

Colt 1911
Sig P226
1860 Army
Belgian Browning 12 ga
Ruger MkII .223
Ruger MkII .22-250
Savage 112 .223 Ackley
96 Mauser - 6.5
98 Mauser - 25-.06
98 Mauser - .308
Remington 700 - 30-.06

1860 an original?

 

[SalAunese]

This is a liberal lean HROT. Most of us have more degrees than guns.

I have 3 degrees and about 11 firearms. No real “modern” firearms such as ARs. (Mostly upland bird shotguns that sit in the safe). No elementary ed, philosophy, sociology or communications degrees here either

 

[SalAunese]

Colt 1911
Sig P226
1860 Army
Belgian Browning 12 ga
Ruger MkII .223
Ruger MkII .22-250
Savage 112 .223 Ackley
96 Mauser - 6.5
98 Mauser - 25-.06
98 Mauser - .308
Remington 700 - 30-.06

Rebarrelled Mausers? Custom? I’ve got a Sauer in a 6.5 that’s pretty accurate. I’ve also got a k98k in 7,92 as well. Made by Steyr Daimler Puch though.

 

[JMNSHO]

Remington 870 12ga
Remington 700 .243
New England Arms break action 20ga
TC Hawkins .50
Benjamin NP XL .22 air gun