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Happy Valentine’s Day

I laughed at all the slobs buying Hy-Vee flowers today. You can't be a slob of a spouse for a full year and then think overpriced flowers make up for it.
I visit Ecuador often. It is the rose capital of the world. You can get 6 dozen of the most beautiful roses for 5 bucks.
 
I visit Ecuador often. It is the rose capital of the world. You can get 6 dozen of the most beautiful roses for 5 bucks.
That's nice. It's stupid to pay $100 for a dozen of them in Iowa in February for a made up holiday.
 
That's nice. It's stupid to pay $100 for a dozen of them in Iowa in February for a made up holiday.
The crazy thing is the roses you get there are really fresh and are several times prettier than the ones we get here for $100.
 
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