Have you ever made a hamburger rice carrot casserole?

[Jimmy McGill]

Oh, I can have hookers, but one dude at a time. More than one dude and you’ve got an orgy, and then your hand starts to wander.

Separate rooms / tents

 

[Tenacious E]

You missed the part where you add a bag of frozen mixed vegetables (corn, peas, carrots, green beans), you unhealthy heathen!

I prefer a side of green bean casserole with an extra thick layer of fried onions.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I prefer a side of green bean casserole with an extra thick layer of fried onions.

You can't over indulge on the fried onions.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I good thick ranch is delicious if home made.

If you say so, I haven’t had ranch since I was a kid. My daughter’s and wife(np) love it.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

I prefer a side of green bean casserole with an extra thick layer of fried onions.

Damn those Durkee French fried onions are a marvelous thing indeed.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

If you say so, I haven’t had ranch since I was a kid. My daughter’s and wife(np) love it.

I hate store bought ranch. It is gross. Making your own is 100% better

 

[Jimmy McGill]

.....and I might go eat some fried onions.....

 

[Jimmy McGill]

If you say so, I haven’t had ranch since I was a kid. My daughter’s and wife(np) love it.

I'm guessing the wife and daughters like the crap that I hate. Nothing wrong with that. It just isn't my thing.

 

[Tenacious E]

Damn those Durkee French fried onions are a marvelous thing indeed.

I’m a French’s man myself, but yes indeedy.

 

[Tenacious E]

I hate store bought ranch. It is gross. Making your own is 100% better

It’s really an infinite improvement. I won’t eat store bought. I’ve never had any from the chilled section worth a damn, and the shit in the regular aisle is, well, shit.

 

[stickman80]

All ranch is shit, just like your beloved tater tot casserole.

Tator Tot Casserole rocks w/Big Daddys BBQ sauce.

 

[Tenacious E]

Tator Tot Casserole rocks w/Big Daddys BBQ sauce.

 

[wausauhawk]

THEN POST A PIC, PUSSYHANDS!

In all my years, I have never uttered the word "pussyhands". I cannot wait to take it out for a spin at the appropriate time & place

 

[Derekd3408]

Oh, I can have hookers, but one dude at a time. More than one dude and you’ve got an orgy, and then your hand starts to wander.

 

[SeaPA]

Gross. I wouldn't feed that to my garbage disposal.

 

[93hawkeye]

I admit I spend no time thinking about recipes, but that thread title is such a random collection of words. It's on par with asking if I've ever taken my pet alligator to a barber for speech therapy.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I'm guessing the wife and daughters like the crap that I hate. Nothing wrong with that. It just isn't my thing.

Yes, my 13 yo will only eat Hidden Valley, it’s fvcking ridiculous, and she eats it on every piece of meat she has. Seriously, steak, brats, chicken, hamburgers, pork chops, you name it, it has to have ranch or she won’t eat it. I feel like a failure as a father.

 

[Tenacious E]

Yes, my 13 yo will only eat Hidden Valley, it’s fvcking ridiculous, and she eats it on every piece of meat she has. Seriously, steak, brats, chicken, hamburgers, pork chops, you name it, it has to have ranch or she won’t eat it. I feel like a failure as a father.

The only failure is you not making it from the dry packs with hellmann’s. Make some fresh and your daughter will look at you like a hero.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

The only failure is you not making it from the dry packs with hellmann’s. Make some fresh and your daughter will look at you like a hero.

What brand of dry pack?

 

[Tenacious E]

What brand of dry pack?

Ironically, hidden valley. And not the butter milk. The original seasoning. 3 packs to 2 cups Hellman’s and 2 cups milk. Mix it up and let it mingle in the fridge for an hour. It will thicken up. Then mix in a little more milk until you get the perfect consistency. I have made hundreds and hundreds of batches of this. It is a winner.

Hidden Valley Original Ranch Salad Dressing & Seasoning Mix - 1oz

Read reviews and buy Hidden Valley Original Ranch Salad Dressing & Seasoning Mix - 1oz at Target. Choose from contactless Same Day Delivery, Drive Up and more.

www.target.com

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Ironically, hidden valley. And not the butter milk. The original seasoning. 3 packs to 2 cups Hellman’s and 2 cups milk. Mix it up and let it mingle in the fridge for an hour. It will thicken up. Then mix in a little more milk until you get the perfect consistency. I have made hundreds and hundreds of batches of this. It is a winner.

Hidden Valley Original Ranch Salad Dressing & Seasoning Mix - 1oz

Read reviews and buy Hidden Valley Original Ranch Salad Dressing & Seasoning Mix - 1oz at Target. Choose from contactless Same Day Delivery, Drive Up and more.

www.target.com

I figured as much. How is that different than the bottled stuff?

 

[Tenacious E]

I figured as much. How is that different than the bottled stuff?

I don’t consider it to be the same food item. Milk, mayo, and spices compared to spices and whatever the f$ck it is that you can put on a warm shelf for years. I’m don’t even think the spices are the same. If the are, it is like using the same spice rub on a ribeye and ground up cow anus and saying the end product for both is grilled beef.