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have you ever sent a dick pic?

Here you go, biggest dick of all.
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Wife and I (uh, no pics) a couple of times sent pics back and forth, but always extreme close-ups so you can't even tell what it is.
OR

her:
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Reply: (censored)

her: Holy isht I was just showing you my paper cut you effing perv!!
 
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