Have you thought about self immolation?

[Colonoscopy]

Have you thought about lighting yourself on fire due to political despair?

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

No. Moderate.

 

[NDallasRuss]

No - that seems like it would be pretty uncomfortable.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

No - that seems like it would be pretty uncomfortable.

It's a dry heat.

 

[Derekd3408]

 

[seminole97]

Have you thought about lighting yourself on fire due to political despair?

I’ve only thought about lighting other people on fire due to political despair.

 

[Moral]

Not with the price of gas nowadays.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Not with the price of gas nowadays.

Added that option for you

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[Tom Paris]

That would be about the last way I would off myself.

 

[jasonrann]

Nah, was thinking the ole slow descent to the bottom of the ocean sounds more fun.

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[Moral]

That was Nicolas Cage at his best.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Having my balls ripped off by a Laplander is how I want to go….

 

[Bonerfarts]

Does rocking my flame shirt count?

 

[General Tso]

Have you thought about lighting yourself on fire due to political despair?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Nope.

If I’m going out, it’s only after cashing in my 401k in, going to Vegas, with lovely ladies and donking away a huge stack in Bobby’s Room at the Bellagio.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Wait. Immolation means to drown in ranch covered sluts right?

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[seminole97]

Wait. Immolation means to drown in ranch covered sluts right?

That’s sounds more like what David Koresh convinced his female adherents that ‘anointing his head with oils’ meant.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Why not, I'll try anything once

 

[JWolf74]

No. But just like cremation-remember there's a moment when the meat is cooked perfectly.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Something, something OP's mom, something, something friction.

 

[markfromj]

No. People doing that just burns me up.

 

[EasyHawk]

I’ve thought of it, I’ve tried it, but I’m not near flexible enough. How do you get your body twisted enough so your mouth gets all the way down there?

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

The only thing I try to do in regard to politics is limit my exposure. And tell those around me to keep me out of their political conversations.

 

[theiacowtipper]

I’ve had two people suicide themselves that way. Neither died immediately. Neither seemed to be in that much pain. They were both pretty drunk though.