Hawk Tuah throws out the first pitch today and...

[THE_DEVIL]

It was a spitball

 

[hawkeye54545]

 

[B1GDeal]

Only in America

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

She’s really milking this.

 

[jneffer]

legit embarrassing the amount of attention this woman has gotten

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

I remember when throwing out the first pitch was reserved for distinguished people. Now all it takes is spitting on a dick. Unreal.

 

[ICHawk-I]

legit embarrassing the amount of attention this woman has gotten

Agree 1000000%.

Although, good for her for cashing in on it while she can, she seems to realize she's only getting 15 minutes. Hopefully when that is over she has to turn to porn because she's not too bad to look at. I wood.

 

[95Hawk]

“Viral sensation”….

Oh. I’m quite sure.

 

[luvmyhawks]

 

[HROT]

legit embarrassing the amount of attention this woman has gotten

As fantasy football commissioner, I will immediately delete any teams with a reference

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

legit embarrassing the amount of attention this woman has gotten

Snoop Dogg says hold my spliff...

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

legit embarrassing the amount of attention this woman has gotten

I’ve seen clips of her being interviewed. Holy hell, she sounds like she came straight out of a backwoods Tennessee ravine.

I couldn’t take that ridiculous accent every day.

 

[Carolina. Hawk]

I’ve seen clips of her being interviewed. Holy hell, she sounds like she came straight out of a backwoods Tennessee ravine.

I couldn’t take that ridiculous accent every day.

Could you take it for an hour or two? I sure could.

 

[HROT]

Has to be at 14:59 by now

 

[noleclone2]

I say more power to her for taking a viral video of her drunkenly having a fun moment that could have been embarrassing and embracing it and making money off of it.

 

[jneffer]

Snoop Dogg says hold my spliff...

this is the most insane false equivalency i've seen on this board

and that's saying something

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I remember when throwing out the first pitch was reserved for distinguished people. Now all it takes is spitting on a dick. Unreal.

We’ll shit, hopefully my hard work pays off

 

[OILCHECKER]

legit embarrassing the amount of attention this woman has gotten

So you are saying she is an attention whore?

 

[KFsdisciple]

It was a spitball

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Better than Obama's first pitch

 

[Jimmy McGill]

As fantasy football commissioner, I will immediately delete any teams with a reference

I already claimed it with a nice avatar in my league. Celebrating talentless whores is an American past time

 

[BonzoFury]

As fantasy football commissioner, I will immediately delete any teams with a reference

That actually came up in our league chat last week! I'm one of two Iowa guys in the league, somebody asked if either of us were going with Tua Hawks and drafting the Miami QB.