Heads Up guys….Tomorrow (Thursday) is THE Day!

[joelbc1]

I turn 75….I’ll be home most of the day to accept gifts and deliveries. Bourbon, single malt scotches, golf balls and of course, CASH are greatly appreciated. Let’s make this a day I will really appreciate! It only happens once……..and remember to Vote early, Vote Often and Vote for the Democrat!

 

[millah_22]

post tits or gtfo

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

I have loved some ladies.

And I have loved Jim Beam.

 

[TJ8869]

Post your address so I know where to send the strippers.

 

[MitchLL]

Congrats, I guess?

If I'm still posting here in 45 minutes, I'll send you a "wouldya" pic.

 

[joelbc1]

Post your address so I know where to send the strippers.

Senior Center, Urbandale, Iowa……on Aurora……

 

[jawatkins]

Those chocolates filled with cum, not from me

 

[Moral]

I didn't think you looked a day over 72.

 

[jawatkins]

I didn't think you looked a day over 72.

He had a hole in his head

 

[Moral]

He had a hole in his head

Don't we all.

 

[jawatkins]

Don't we all.

Not an extra one usually

 

[joelbc1]

He had a hole in his head

Since then I had a hole on my temple and a hole on my nose, too…….never a dull month with me….

 

[Moral]

Since then I had a hole on my temple and a hole on my nose, too…….never a dull month with me….

You're like a Mr Potato Head.

 

[joelbc1]

You're like a Mr Potato Head.

You have been talking to my bride……

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Entered thread expecting Joel’s Hoka’s were arriving from China finally.

Now I am disappoint.

 

[BrianNole777]

It's Thursday on the East Coast!

Haply Birthday!

 

[kcnole63]

It's Thursday on the East Coast!

Haply Birthday!

Same here, so happy B-day! So, do you feel like you are 75?

 

[joelbc1]

Same here, so happy B-day! So, do you feel like you are 75?

Well, I guess I do…..but I feel pretty good most of the time….I can still control my bodily functions……and most of the time I remember to check my zipper before going public. I can still drive a golf cart responsibly.

 

[BrianNole777]

Well, I guess I do…..but I feel pretty good most of the time….I can still control my bodily functions……and most of the time I remember to check my zipper before going public. I can still drive a golf cart responsibly.

How many pills do you take per day?

 

[joelbc1]

How many pills do you take per day?

Oh shit…….a BUNCH!
7-8 I guess….4 for BP….that’s been an issue for many years and after my open heart, its a high priority with my docs…..but I have found an effective combination for the last several years….and they are all really old, well established, cheap meds….
But really, 75 isn’t that old unless your 40 with a couple of kids wanting driver’s licenses and getting ready to go to college!

 

[OrlandNole]

You're only 75?

 

[GOHOX69]

I turn 75….I’ll be home most of the day to accept gifts and deliveries. Bourbon, single malt scotches, golf balls and of course, CASH are greatly appreciated. Let’s make this a day I will really appreciate! It only happens once……..and remember to Vote early, Vote Often and Vote for the Democrat!

Happy Birthday!

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Post your address so I know where to send the strippers.

And your bank account details so I can deposit cash.

 

[TennNole17]

Post your CashApp!

Also happy birthday

 

[Finance85]

I turn 75….I’ll be home most of the day to accept gifts and deliveries. Bourbon, single malt scotches, golf balls and of course, CASH are greatly appreciated. Let’s make this a day I will really appreciate! It only happens once……..and remember to Vote early, Vote Often and Vote for the Democrat!

 

[NoleATL]

I turn 75….I’ll be home most of the day to accept gifts and deliveries. Bourbon, single malt scotches, golf balls and of course, CASH are greatly appreciated. Let’s make this a day I will really appreciate! It only happens once……..and remember to Vote early, Vote Often and Vote for the Democrat!

Happy Birthday!

 

[Funky Bunch]

Happy Birthday Joel. I ordered you a pair of Hokas. The shipping said 6-8 weeks, so let me know if they don't show up. I sent them to your local golf course since I don't have your address. Enjoy.