I have read what you wrote and I am fairly certain I am not embarrassed. I attempted to point out that you were muddying up the thread using a tactic that you claim not to like.
First, you made a mistake, glad you admitted it, but then you kept going back to it.
Second you were clear, it didn't really apply to this thread and again is a tactic you state to not like.
Third it should be the same interpretation, not sure how it applies to this thread. Pretty certain that if Iowa wins the Big Ten West division they won't hang a conference championship banner
Fourth, ISU shared a division football championship. They are the division football co champs. Not certain how it applies to this thread.
Did you know Iowa has a football national championship? Yup and it applies about the same as the division championship you are writing about. Just way more impressive.