Hotel hanky panky

[BelemNole]

What is it about staying in a hotel that makes people horny? Sleeping in a bed that thousands before you slept on? Generic furnishing?
I mean, we're the same but I have no reason why. We're empty nesters, so it's not like we don't have privacy at home.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

OP is a freak.

Hotels are disgusting.

 

[millah_22]

What is it about staying in a hotel that makes people horny? Sleeping in a bed that thousands before you slept on? Generic furnishing?
I mean, we're the same but I have no reason why. We're empty nesters, so it's not like we don't have privacy at home.

I don't have to clean the sheets.

 

[StormHawk42]

I don't have to clean the sheets.

This. Plus just a change of scenery is always nice.

 

[millah_22]

What is it about staying in a hotel that makes people horny? Sleeping in a bed that thousands before you slept on? Generic furnishing?
I mean, we're the same but I have no reason why. We're empty nesters, so it's not like we don't have privacy at home.

Show off to some strangers how loud we can be.

 

[seminole97]

I don't have to clean the sheets.

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[Moral]

There is nothing else to do in a hotel room outside of looking out the window, watching basic cable, drinking, or do the sex.

 

[QChawks]

something about having sex in a new bed/city is always exciting

I don't trust someone that doesn't like good hotel sex

 

[millah_22]

OP is a freak.

Hotels are disgusting.

 

[jasonrann]

I don't have to clean the sheets.

This.

I take the destruction as a personal challenge. I can guarantee you there was a set at a hotel in Sioux City that went straight to the trash can.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

This.

I take the destruction as a personal challenge. I can guarantee you there was a set at a hotel in Sioux City that went straight to the trash can.

In many cases they're not changing the sheets. They're just straightening and tucking.

You people are rolling around in other people's business.

 

[Fijimn]

What is it about staying in a hotel that makes people horny? Sleeping in a bed that thousands before you slept on? Generic furnishing?
I mean, we're the same but I have no reason why. We're empty nesters, so it's not like we don't have privacy at home.

It's the fantasy of being a different person away from normal life.

 

[Fijimn]

In many cases they're not changing the sheets. They're just straightening and tucking.

You people are rolling around in other people's business.

You may want to up the quality of the establishments that you stay at....

 

[millah_22]

In many cases they're not changing the sheets. They're just straightening and tucking.

You people are rolling around in other people's business.

That's why I leave such a sticky mess in case @QChawks gets the room after me.

 

[Moral]

You may want to up the quality of the establishments that you stay at....

Let's be honest, he probably makes his wife change the sheets. When she doesn't get crisp hotel corners on the flat sheet he is probably not in the mood anymore.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Other than rooms painted white with a black couch hotel rooms have the best lighting to film amatuer porn

 

[QChawks]

Other than rooms painted white with a black couch hotel rooms have the best lighting to film amatuer porn

 

[millah_22]

Let's be honest, he probably makes his wife change the sheets. When she doesn't get crisp hotel corners on the flat sheet he is probably not in the mood anymore.

Hate it when the hotel doesn't give me a channel guide and I can't find fox news. Really kills the mood when I don't know what's going on at the southern border.

 

[millah_22]

Hate it when the hotel doesn't give me a channel guide and I can't find fox news. Really kills the mood when I don't know what's going on at the southern border.

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[Moral]

Hate it when the hotel doesn't give me a channel guide and I can't find fox news. Really kills the mood when I don't know what's going on at the southern border.

Amen brother. And why do they have the slowest changing channels ever?

 

[millah_22]

Amen brother. And why do they have the slowest changing channels ever?

channels don't care how fast they move when they're getting paid by the hour.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

You may want to up the quality of the establishments that you stay at....

You sure about that?

 

[Moral]

You sure about that?

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The guys most afraid of semen are usually the most covered in it. Always projection with you guys.

 

[millah_22]

If the IT guys ever see the memes I'm making on the clock, I'm going to be straight ****ed harder than a stranger on a hotel bed.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

What is it about staying in a hotel that makes people horny? Sleeping in a bed that thousands before you slept on? Generic furnishing?
I mean, we're the same but I have no reason why. We're empty nesters, so it's not like we don't have privacy at home.

I think it’s the two hookers switch sucking the nuts that does it.

 

[jasonrann]

In many cases they're not changing the sheets. They're just straightening and tucking.

You people are rolling around in other people's business.

 

[millah_22]

The guys most afraid of semen are usually the most covered in it. Always projection with you guys.

fighting the urge so hard to not make a "man afraid of semen" halloween costume meme.

 

[millah_22]

I think it’s the two hookers switch sucking the nuts that does it.

 

[50kWidowmaker]

The guys most afraid of semen are usually the most covered in it. Always projection with you guys.

How did you learn this?

 

[Moral]

How did you learn this?

Netflix documentary.

 

[SalAunese]

I’ve had the mistress at a hotel suite since November. Not sure how long I can keep that up

 

[NDallasRuss]

What is it about staying in a hotel that makes people horny? Sleeping in a bed that thousands before you slept on? Generic furnishing?
I mean, we're the same but I have no reason why. We're empty nesters, so it's not like we don't have privacy at home.

For me it's the way the hotel maid stops cleaning to watch us for a while.

 

[millah_22]

I’ve had the mistress at a hotel suite since November. Not sure how long I can keep that up

Like.. she's locked in there?

 

[jasonrann]

I’ve had the mistress at a hotel suite since November. Not sure how long I can keep that up

 

[SalAunese]

Like.. she's locked in there?

Oh, not at all.

 

[noleclone2]

OP is a freak.

Hotels are disgusting.

Your hard earned reputation as the board's number 1 incel remains intact.

 

[SalAunese]

Like.. she's locked in there?

She’s out shopping rn. I might need to check my Uber bill

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I agree, hotel sex is awesome.

So good I wish someone else was there to help me enjoy it!

 

[DeangeloVickers]

Like.. she's locked in there?

I'm sure if she wanted out of the handcuffs and gag she could figure it out.