How do you pee?
- Thread starter CJ Beat Hard
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Been going one legged lately. I call it "the flamingo".
In the age of smart phones and children, I opt to sit and take in some peace and quiet while I play Solitaire--regardless of short type, regardless of #1 or #2.
hawkeyetraveler
HR All-American
In my very first corporate job I worked with a dude that would drop his pants and underwear to his ankles while using the urinal in the office men’s room. First time I saw it I was stunned…oh and he was pushing both retirement age and morbid obesity.
I am not ashamed to admit I had multiple competing reactions…like all of these people at once.
I am not ashamed to admit I had multiple competing reactions…like all of these people at once.
Douglas C. Neidermeyer
HR Legend
Added. Don’t forget to change your tampon when your sitting down
Got one of these a couple years ago and haven’t looked back.
I get completely naked so I don’t get pee on my outfit.
Normalize peeing while sitting down! It was a long day, just let me sit and pee and a few farts will come out.
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Saw a grown man peeing this way at a urinal at Aria in Vegas. Couldn't decide if he was that messed up or an adult Butters.
I like to "water hose" it - just let it go where the flow takes it. People don't like to stand near me, which is kind of the point.
Correct answer. Much easier to pull the shorts up an inch than pull the viper up 10 and then drop it.
There was many a drunken road trip in the past that would have come in handy, instead of a Gatorade bothle.Got one of these a couple years ago and haven’t looked back.
I had a new girlfriend and after we made love for the first time we took a shower together. Not much talking in the shower and she looked me in the eye and said “you can go on me now.”
CSB
CSB
So did you shit on her?
No, but me thinks it would have gone over just fine which is why I ended that relationship shortly thereafter.
Wrong move. Should have tested the bounds of freak first….
For a urinal I first wack it a little til it's right about horizontal and the head over the rim.
Then I lean back a little on the opposing wall cuz it's always a little hard to get her started with a semi.
So overall it's pretty relaxing . .. UNLESS people start playing Limbo underneath it. When I get ready to leave they get pissed at me !??
So I piss on them first.
Then I lean back a little on the opposing wall cuz it's always a little hard to get her started with a semi.
So overall it's pretty relaxing . .. UNLESS people start playing Limbo underneath it. When I get ready to leave they get pissed at me !??
So I piss on them first.
HROT has lost their ways. So I am going to have to be the asshole. No talk of upper decking?
Always stood until we had our first kid.
While pregnant, the wife always woke up in the middle of the night which always woke me up.
Having to go the bathroom and never wanting to turn the light on, I began to sit. Pissing in the dark standing up is a pretty big gamble.
For some reason it stuck. It’s weird though, I only sit at home or a bathroom I’m very comfortable in. Otherwise I will still stand.
While pregnant, the wife always woke up in the middle of the night which always woke me up.
Having to go the bathroom and never wanting to turn the light on, I began to sit. Pissing in the dark standing up is a pretty big gamble.
For some reason it stuck. It’s weird though, I only sit at home or a bathroom I’m very comfortable in. Otherwise I will still stand.
