HROT Presidential Debate

[SolarHawk]

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I just went from 6 to midnight

 

[SansAgain]

Alright, I’ll go first. Penile length is vastly overrated vs the importance of girth. At least that’s what ops mom told me last night.



HIYOOOOOOOOOO

Chicks that like anal would disagree. Of course I’m blessed with both so it’s just hearsay. It’s a blessing and a curse, I stretch them out and bruise livers. It’s not for everyone.

 

[millah_22]

I feel like you can credit the rise of Brazilian butt lifts to the dumpies on Pixar moms.

There's a reason there was a big spike in BBLs in 2004 and 2018.


The years The Incredibles and The Incredibles 2 were released.

 

[millah_22]

Chicks that like anal would disagree. Of course I’m blessed with both so it’s just hearsay. It’s a blessing and a curse, I stretch them out and bruise livers. It’s not for everyone.

bruise livers? Is the liver in the anus? 🤔

 

[ButtersHawk]

Let the record show that I do not find him funny.

We found our guy

 

[Moral]

bruise livers? Is the liver in the anus? 🤔

Do you even know body geography?

 

[millah_22]

Do you even know body geography?

I suppose I always skipped the "ass bone's connected to the liver bone" verse of the song.

 

[millah_22]

 

[Moral]

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Impressive, he managed to do the limbo. He must do his stretches.

 

[Hawki97]

@Moral who is your running mate?

@Hawki97 who is your running mate?

Tough call, but I’m thinking they’ll only be around_4_a_day.

 

[Hawki97]

One simple question decides the fate of this board.....
@Moral @Hawki97

Do you think Jimmy Fallon is actually funny?

Hilarious. Like syphilis.

 

[hawkeye54545]

HEY PAL, GET YOUR OWN GIMMICK! I OWN BOOBS ALRIGHT! BOOBS ARE MY THING DAMNIT!




……FVCK!

I don't believe you. I will need you to post pics to prove it

 

[TennNole17]

Bonus Question: "Candidates, imagine you've been appointed moderator for HROT. What would be your initial actions or strategies to foster a constructive and respectful online community while ensuring productive discussions and minimizing conflict? Or in simpler terms, with unlimited power what the frack would you do with it?"

Treat sign up like Fanduel does. Make sure you're a hooman, which eliminates alts

Also, moar tits

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

HEY PAL, GET YOUR OWN GIMMICK! I OWN BOOBS ALRIGHT! BOOBS ARE MY THING DAMNIT!




……FVCK!