HROT's greatest trolls
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Sometimes I go look at the Legendary Threads and it makes me sad. We have lost so many great posters over the years.
My guess is that we really haven't lost many posters, they just have new handles. HoosierHawkeye is gone, though.
Granny was not a troll...
The Game didnt photoshop the Erin Andrews pic...HeavensEvens did...
but that was TheGame in the photo...
I have been open to meeting multiple posters, and have propositioned a few posters who I knew were travelling out here that never took me up on it. I'm looking at you jbincr!
Awesome thanks for clearing that up. Maybe I'm getting Granny confused with someone else. My gay ass has only had one handle my entire time of more than a decade.
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I've also tried to meet up with torbee on my last few visits to Iowa, but its never worked out.
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He didn't say never, he said on his last few trips. We were supposed to meet at the Sanctuary after a football game a couple years ago but I ended up having to hustle home because of a kid emergency.
I met torbee and bladel in the QC about 3ish years ago. My subsequent visits to Iowa football games, I have emailed torbee to meet up. The last few times it hasn't panned out. That's life. I'm sure I will email him again when I figure out when I am in town in the fall. I'm a social guy so that's what I do. He seems like a good guy. Regardless of his poor Iowa beer taste.
Wonder Twin powers activate!!! Torbee- "shape of Steven!",.... (Bladel) "form of Patrick!""
So the only two people who can prove that Steven Patrick is real, also happen to be closely associated with HROT and are also good friends. ,Torbee the columnist and I believe Bladel at one time was a mod correct?
In the end HROT, Bladel and Torbee, have the proof of whether SP is real or not. Key master and the gate keeper, and only they can open the door to Gozor(Steven Patrick in our world)
I have no problem meeting up with most here, but you are one of the creepiest sociopaths on here. Seriously-how many handles have you had? And how many lies have you spun here?
I don't know how many handles I've had, I believe it's just this one and Aegon. Why would you think I've had more silly?
Since this thread had kind of turned into a trip down memory lane, who was the poster that posted ridiculously hot pictures of his girlfriend or wife in Hawkeye gear basically naked. I think that might have been on the football board though.
Yeah I noticed he was gone after us poors came back. He just disappear or did someone finally take it too far when making fun of him for being himself?
Don't post here hardly at all anymore but this was my one of my favorite days on HROT. He was a god on HROT for all of a few hours till the story came crashing down into his real life.
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Soybean. He's been around since the old Bit Ten Fan Forum days in the late '90s.
That's right, he pouted about people not believing him and took off after that if I remember right. I'll give him credit was a good story. Probably went to far with the cowboy kicking off his boots in the gator on the ride down to the barn/shop.
He took off for a while, but eventually came back. He generally takes a few months off after football or basketball season ends.
He spent months posting about some girl he had met over the summer and how he was going to make a trip to visit her in Minneapolis where she went to school. All that week he was posting about it and promising pics afterwards. Bright and early Monday morning after his supposed visit to Minneapolis, he started a thread with a long story about all the details of his sexual exploits from the weekend. It included pics of two different women that he supposedly nailed that weekend, with the first one being the girl he met over the summer, and then he claimed to have hooked up with her friend the second night and the sex was the best he ever had or something.
Some lurker recognized one of the girls as his girlfriend, and he showed them the post. The entire story was made up, the girl from the summer was a coworker of the OP and nothing ever, ever would happen between them once you saw the actual pics. The lurker also told us who the OP was, and then everyone found a bunch of pics of the OP, who turned out to be a chubby Asian named Russell. Photoshops of him commenced.
That thread might still exist somewhere...someone dug it up a couple years ago and posted it when someone asked.
Awesome, that clear is up then. So the Russell character is the same guy who told the sex/coke story. Damn.
No, Russell is the not the same guy who told the sex/coke story.
Russell still posts here, but I'm not going to out him. He took enough abuse already. I think he may have been fired from his summer job or was threatened by the parties involved if he didn't come clean which he eventually did.
No. Unless the Russell dude was making up story's about coke and 3 ways in New Orleans when he was in middle school.
