"I don't run in public."

[NorthernHawkeye]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

 

[Scruddy]

Running on its own is lame af anyways

 

[QChawks]

 

[FlickShagwell]

one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running.

You guys, I might’ve found my new signature.

 

[millah_22]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

Do you perform a run for them as well?

 

[fivecardstud14]

“On a morning talk show.” That makes so much sense.

 

[TJ8869]

one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running.

Had to make sure you could catch her when she tried to get away?

 

[BlIIlken2]

Did northern get parodied?!

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

I’d love to see the full list of marital requirements.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Do you perform a run for them as well?

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I’d love to see the full list of marital requirements.

Needs to have a chin like Ernie Shavers

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Thank you.

 

[Scott559]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

Guessing this is how the “dates” look while running.

 

[OILCHECKER]

OP has probably had a lot of experience watching women run (from him).

 

[win1forthe]

I can imagine Northern with a cooler of Miller Lites sitting on the gate of his truck wearing a XL shirt when his gut is XXXL watching his lady friend run to the end of the street and back. If he approves of her gait, he throws away the fast food bags on the passenger seat and hops in…but if the gait is bad, he takes off leaving her in his dust.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Hard to smack a bitch if you can't catch her. Amirite OP?

 

[IACub]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

God, that's creepy. Here's a hint, she doesn't like to run in public because of men dude bros like you.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

 

[SoProudNole]

one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running.

To see if you can catch them and drag them in to the woods?

 

[praguehawk]

I really am starting to believe you are close to this character.

At least you probably aspire to be him.

 

[Hawki97]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

Not gonna lie. I note this. I thought I was the only one.

It is however not a disqualifier.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I really am starting to believe you are close to this character.

At least you probably aspire to be him.

I figured he’d be more interested in whether she could cook and how straight she could plow.

 

[lucas80]

Lack of a restraining order on him seems like a requirement for dating a woman that Northern would have.

 

[BlIIlken2]

northern in the wild

 

[ICWestfan]

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Just heard a female say that on a morning talk show when discussing July 4th fun runs.

I found that telling because one of my requirements before dating was that I had to know what a gal looked like while running. It can vary from a nice efficient running gait to an utter disgrace.

Not that I care but it seems to me that means the person in question simply does not run.

Unless you have a large privacy fenced in yard or your own private indoor track . . . the only way one could run is in public.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Not that I care but it seems to me that means the person in question simply does not run.

Unless you have a large privacy fenced in yard or your own private indoor track . . . the only way one could run is in public.

Treadmill

 

[torbee]

Do you perform a run for them as well?

The good news for Northern is that 90% of the women who encounter him run away immediately.

 

[McLovin32]

Northern: I can't wait to take you on a date to Chilis

Woman: Me neither! It's going to be great!

Northern: But before I can do that, please run down the street to the stop sign and back.

Woman: What?

Northern: Please...just do it. Don't make me angry. Also, how many people have you had sex with in your life?

 

[millah_22]

Not that I care but it seems to me that means the person in question simply does not run.

Unless you have a large privacy fenced in yard or your own private indoor track . . . the only way one could run is in public.

Or on a treadmill in their home or private gym.

 

[millah_22]

Northern: I can't wait to take you on a date to Chilis

Woman: Me neither! It's going to be great!

Northern: But before I can do that, please run down the street to the stop sign and back.

Woman: What?

Northern: Please...just do it. Don't make me angry. Also, how many people have you had sex with in your life?

Could you imagine Northern trying to date in his 30s?

 

[McLovin32]

Could you imagine Northern trying to date in his 30s?

God no

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Or on a treadmill in their home or private gym.

Yes but I would argue that running on a treadmill and running in and of itself are very different.

A long time ago I got on a treadmill and was amazed and the distance I was able to run. Especially since I've never been able to run long distances before. Let's just say it doesn't translate to real life.

 

[millah_22]

Could you imagine Northern trying to date in his 30s?

Her: "I do have one kid, I hope that's okay."

Him, handing her some asics and a large sponge: "Better be immaculate."

 

[millah_22]

Yes but I would argue that running on a treadmill and running in and of itself are very different.

A long time ago I got on a treadmill and was amazed and the distance I was able to run. Especially since I've never been able to run long distances before. Let's just say it doesn't translate to real life.

I think a lot of people wouldn't really get into it that deep.

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps]

northern in the wild

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