I woke up today

[BrunoMars420]

Figured I add to the woke thread titles

 

[JustSayOV]

....and then did you fall out of bed, and drag a comb across your head? Find your way downstairs and drink a cup and looking up notice you were late?

 

[QChawks]

morning wood?

 

[ATLNole1]

CSB

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

There is always tomorrow.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer…

 

[TJ8869]

 

[BrunoMars420]

morning wood?

No, I’m a flaccid in the AM usually

 

[ihawk in FWB]

No, I’m a flaccid in the AM usually

Sorry to hear that.

 

[seminoleed]

....and then did you fall out of bed, and drag a comb across your head? Find your way downstairs and drink a cup and looking up notice you were late?

Or was your dog dead?

 

[Bonerfarts]

Figured I add to the woke thread titles

We are attacking Asians today, try to keep up.

 

[BrunoMars420]

We are attacking Asians today, try to keep up.

Which Asians?

 

[NewVicHawkeye]

Woke? Drink!

 

[seminole97]

Which Asians?

Just the ones located here:

 

[Bonerfarts]

Which Asians?

Baseball playing? I guess? More slant eye and less pink dot.

 

[franklinman]

ya, well i woke up today for the 29,491 th time.

 

[Bonerfarts]

ya, well i woke up today for the 29,491 th time.

 

[HawCory]

ya, well i woke up today for the 29,491 th time.

I'm only 11,638 behind you.

I'm frustrated that I can't start gaining any ground until you die. Might I suggest you take up motorcycling as a hobby?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine? What wine?
Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream
I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's do it again
Do you, you feel like I do?
Do you, you feel like I do?

 

[thewop]

ya, well i woke up today for the 29,491 th time.

Congrats on being able to use the internet! Glad to have you.