If you could pick two HROTers for the Presidential Ticket, who would they be?

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Some interesting choices. Would be really hard to choose.

Basically it all comes down to which two people would be most likely to turn a blind eye as Iowa cheats its way to the 2024 football national championship.

 

[Hawki97]

Some interesting choices. Would be really hard to choose.

Basically it all comes down to which two people would be most likely to turn a blind eye as Iowa cheats its way to the 2024 football national championship.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

OiT and Huey

 

[Aardvark86]

@Chishawk1425 / @Whiskeydeltadeltatango for the memes

Remind me what’s the amendment that deals with presidential succession?

 

[Aardvark86]

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for the cabinet position of "Secretary Of Not In Charge Of Anything But Gets Invited To All Of The High Level Events And Qualifies For That Sweet Sweet Insurance And Pension".

I'll wear a suit, if required.

Ribbon cuttings. That’s transportation. Or it was until Pete came along at least.

 

[Aardvark86]

I fear I won't get many votes because I've banged everyones moms

Would you get theirs? I mean it’s a start…

 

[Aardvark86]

There’s not nearly enough artradley in here.

 

[HawCory]

Some interesting choices. Would be really hard to choose.

Basically it all comes down to which two people would be most likely to turn a blind eye as Iowa cheats its way to the 2024 football national championship.

Blind eye, my ass. My thumb is going directly on that scale.

 

[Tenacious E]

@Tenacious E President and @DFSNOLE VP. Turn two formerly Purple states back in play and would for sure increase funding and support to Ukraine, in addition to allowing nudity on GIAORT

That’s a platform I could honor.

 

[alaskanseminole]

From the other thread, here are my picks:

@Moral - Prez
@Hawki97 - VP
@alaskanseminole - Chief of Staff (someone has to keep them focused)
@binsfeldcyhawk2 - Secretary of State
@SSG T - Secretary of Defense
@Tom Paris - Secretary of Education
@seminole97 - DNI
@DFSNOLE - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
@Joes Place - Surgeon General (what choice did I really have?)
@SolarHawk - Secretary of Energy
@Tenacious E - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
@Jimmy McGill - Attorney General
@RagnarLothbrok - Secretary of Commerce
@TJ8869 - Secretary of Transportation
@Greenway4Prez - Secretary of Agriculture

Up for grabs:
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor

 

[seminoleed]

Faulty Gator and The Tradition. Every day would be must watch news.

And Finance 85 for Sec of Commerce.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

OiT and Huey

I wondered why huey has been nice to me on here lately

maybe we are the same poster? no just kidding.

hey I got my birth certificate right here and handy!!!

 

[Scott559]

Up for grabs:
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor

Secretary of interior: @jellyfish10

 

[SolarHawk]

From the other thread, here are my picks:

@Moral - Prez
@Hawki97 - VP
@alaskanseminole - Chief of Staff (someone has to keep them focused)
@binsfeldcyhawk2 - Secretary of State
@SSG T - Secretary of Defense
@Tom Paris - Secretary of Education
@seminole97 - DNI
@DFSNOLE - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
@Joes Place - Surgeon General (what choice did I really have?)
@SolarHawk - Secretary of Energy
@Tenacious E - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
@Jimmy McGill - Attorney General
@RagnarLothbrok - Secretary of Commerce
@TJ8869 - Secretary of Transportation
@Greenway4Prez - Secretary of Agriculture

Up for grabs:
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor

Goddamn, applaud the effort. Can I instead be appointed Secretary of DEEZ NUTZ BOIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Much more in my wheelhouse😎

 

[SolarHawk]

Secretary of lame posts: @jellyfish10

FIFY 😎

 

[jellyfish10]

Secretary of interior: @jellyfish10

It’s been so long since I’ve been on the interior of anything I’m probably a poor choice.

 

[Scott559]

It’s been so long since I’ve been on the interior of anything I’m probably a poor choice.

Understand but I would trust you to be a good steward of the land and environment.

 

[the24fan]

It’s been so long since I’ve been on the interior of anything I’m probably a poor choice.

 

[SSG T]

From the other thread, here are my picks:

@Moral - Prez
@Hawki97 - VP
@alaskanseminole - Chief of Staff (someone has to keep them focused)
@binsfeldcyhawk2 - Secretary of State
@SSG T - Secretary of Defense
@Tom Paris - Secretary of Education
@seminole97 - DNI
@DFSNOLE - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
@Joes Place - Surgeon General (what choice did I really have?)
@SolarHawk - Secretary of Energy
@Tenacious E - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
@Jimmy McGill - Attorney General
@RagnarLothbrok - Secretary of Commerce
@TJ8869 - Secretary of Transportation
@Greenway4Prez - Secretary of Agriculture

Up for grabs:
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor

PMCs and weapons manufacturers would hate my guts.

 

[the24fan]

Stop fooling yourselves you crazy bastages...
None of you could serve cause you would be too busy posting on HROT every day to get any serious work done...

 

[BelemNole]

It's the 4th, let's nominate @SSG T and @alaskanseminole

Nice middle of the road duo - that both sides would hate.

 

[seminole97]

In an episode of Sliders, the Professor somehow finds himself a candidate in an election where he knows absolutely nothing about the issues. Giving his first speech he says:

"I'm for all the good things and against all the bad things."

Huge applause.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring and that's my campaign slogan.

“The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best.”​

― Thomas Sowell

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Up for grabs:
Secretary of Labor - The Tradition

seems painfully obvious

 

[seminole97]

Remind me what’s the amendment that deals with presidential succession?

2nd?

 

[Scott559]

seems painfully obvious

If you support the eradication of Unions he would be your guy.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

If you support the eradication of Unions he would be your guy.

Holy shit this is really happening?

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

I'm taking down the names of all who displease me.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

If you could pick two HROTers to replace Biden/Harris for the 2024 Presidential Ticket, who would they be?

I would like to nominate myself to lead this great nation out of its current depression.

 

[Roncuba55]

@Chishawk1425 / @Whiskeydeltadeltatango for the memes

But really I'd pick @millah_22 / @FlickShagwell ... I like those guys

Flick 🤣

 

[SSG T]

It's the 4th, let's nominate @SSG T and @alaskanseminole

Nice middle of the road duo - that both sides would hate.

I wouldn't do well in debates, the dude responsible for bleeps would get a workout.

 

[ClarindaA's]

Pro abortion
Pro gay rights - however AGAINST born males competing against born females in sports. End it.
Pro environment
Pro secure the border
Harsher punishments for hard crimes
Pro gun rights - however, age 21 to purchase. Not a gun problem, it's a people problem.
Tired of sending money to other countries. Fix America FIRST.
Welfare/handouts need reformed.
Tax law if fine, but I'll add additional funding to the IRS. D's and R's cheat on their taxes. Everyone needs to pay their fair share.
Crack down on hard drug dealers. Rehab for those addicted.

That's all I can think of, I'm sure I'm missing a ton.

We are close

 

[Scott559]

I wouldn't do well in debates, the dude responsible for bleeps would get a workout.

I dunno, In this day and age an honest, heart felt “Look you lying POS motherfer” would likely play well.

 

[ClarindaA's]

I’m getting this guy to campaign

Ricky, I hear you’re voting ClarindaA’s 2024, is this true?

 

[SSG T]

I dunno, In this day and age an honest, heart felt “Look you lying POS motherfer” would likely play well.

 

[SSG T]

I dunno, In this day and age an honest, heart felt “Look you lying POS motherfer” would likely play well.

Bad Religion said it best...

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

@Tunadog and @Whiskeydeltadeltatango

Back to the old " walk softly and carry a big stick " policy of TR...

 

[HawkBall23]

Can't believe I haven't been mentioned.

I would work hard for y'all and this country. Continuously. Non-stop.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Can't believe I haven't been mentioned.

I would work hard for y'all and this country. Continuously. Non-stop.

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[3boysmom]

Christian Kirksey would be guaranteed a cabinet position.

Bob Sanders would be our special assistant.

 

[Franisdaman]

This is an easy choice.

The top of the ticket: More Oral, aka @Moral

Then Moral can decide his running mate, as all candidates for President do.

Who would you choose, @Moral , and why?

Thank you, Mr. President.