if you ever decide to sit down to pee

[Fan In Black]

make sure your dong hangs past your balls otherwise it runs down to your taint and drips off your sack and makes a mess.

 

[BrianNole777]

I sit down to pee all the time.

How else would I HBOT?

 

[Fan In Black]

I sit down to pee all the time.

How else would I HBOT?

subtle brag. don't let your huge dong hit the bottom

 

[SolarHawk]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

 

[joelbc1]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

Why not?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

When we had our first child I got in the habit when peeing overnight so I didn’t wake the baby and also to not piss all over everything with the lights off. I sometimes sit first thing in the morning because 9/10 times it’s also a morning poop.

Otherwise standing.

 

[TennNole17]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

To poop

 

[Fan In Black]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

to keep things clean.

 

[pink shizzle]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

The only time I can recall doing that was during one of those horrid hangovers where you feel like absolute death. I had to sit down and basically just bury my head in my hands and focus on not dying.

Otherwise, nah, never.

 

[Tunadog]

make sure your dong hangs past your balls

 

[alaskanseminole]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

 

[Fan In Black]

I feel embarrassed

 

[wilson reborn]

The only time I can recall doing that way during one of those horrid hangovers where you feel like absolute death. I had to sit down and basically just bury my head in my hands and focus on not dying.

Otherwise, nah, never.

I’ve done that many times. No reason to be ashamed.

 

[seminole97]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

So he can wipe standing up.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

That wood is very disturbing.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I piss standing up outside at the farm, but inside I sit 90% of the time and I’m not ashamed of that at all.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Why would a man sit down to pee?

1. Rogue stream
2. Rim requires less cleaning due to no “splatter”.
3. Untrustworthy farts.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

When we had our first child I got in the habit when peeing overnight so I didn’t wake the baby and also to not piss all over everything with the lights off. I sometimes sit first thing in the morning because 9/10 times it’s also a morning poop.

Otherwise standing.

Samesies.

That, and you can’t get a blumpkin from OP’s Mom unless you sit on the potty.

 

[BrianNole777]

My toilet just clogged after I peed and pooped in it.

Coincidence?