I'm in a farting contest tomorrow
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Old Milwaukee and bean burritos
Are you trying for the most farts or the smelliest farts?
It is based on decibels and duration. Smell is the first tiebreaker though
Try an 8 oz cup of Mrs Bush's Chile along with a dish of 10 each dried prunes. Consume 4.5 hours before the contest. It works every time and you'll find your flatulence has a nice aroma too!
That’s amateur hour bruh. The pros can relax their sphincter, pull in air and then expel it noisily, in staccato if necessary.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w&si=bLANd-zzZI3jCcCq
Broccoli cauliflower and egg salad is a lethal combination of gas and smell.
This is a traditional farting contest bro, not some frufru performance art crap
Pretty sure they test for that
Deviled eggs, sauerkraut, baked beans and the cheapest hotdogs you can buy, like store brand or Bar-S. Learned that at a young age after a few pool parties.
I don’t have any foods that make me fart. I feel like I always have to hold that breeze back on a first date. Bring some strange with you.
I have an Indian place and a Thai place in town that I love. But I know I'm going to pay for it afterwards. Well worth it now and then.
Please provide names as I believe you are in Ames so I can get my gas blaster on.
Ever had The Spice in downtown? Good Thai food. India Palace in campus town. Both allow you to control your heat level. I always go hard and love it. But my anus doesn't always agree with me next day.
Because I'm the GOAT, I always get goat curry at the Indian place.
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