I'm in a farting contest tomorrow

[Jimmy McGill]

...or duck

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

...or duck

Duck farts are brutal.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Duck farts are brutal.

But it tastes so good...

 

[4ohs]

Ramen has always left me with me with some unfathomable gas. Just saying.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Ramen has always left me with me with some unfathomable gas. Just saying.

Chilli flavored will do the trick

 

[Jimmy McGill]

@torbee really needs to write a book about this place. I don't think Howard Stern could refuse the book tour.

 

[4ohs]

Chilli flavored will do the trick

Nah. Dude. It’s the noodles. Doesn’t matter the flavor.

For me. Any ramen.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Just eat a bunch of horse crap, should do the trick and get you #1 in the contest. Shows dedication to the craft and winning spirit

 

[bhawk24bob]

All you gotta do is light one and you'll win. 1 flaming fart defeats any volume of normal farts

 

[Jimmy McGill]

All you gotta do is light one and you'll win. 1 flaming fart defeats any volume of normal farts

 

[ZachJump]

Damnit

I just wasted a trophy




Don’t even think I am shooting pool in my game room for a week

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Ever had The Spice in downtown? Good Thai food. India Palace in campus town. Both allow you to control your heat level. I always go hard and love it. But my anus doesn't always agree with me next day.

Because I'm the GOAT, I always get goat curry at the Indian place.

Have you eaten at Cafe Beaudelaire at the corner of Welch and Lincoln Way? I’ve heard it is good.

Also, after golf league night with Pizza and a pitcher of IPA beer, I’m blowing smoke all night long. Loud enough to wake up the dead.

 

[stickman80]

OP take pics and vids and follow up tomorrow.

TIA.

With audio

 

[stickman80]

Once played garbage can on the fridge before leaving on a fishing trip. The feast included shrimp and broccoli stir fry and deviled eggs. Got to the cabin and drank Old Mil. Hell can't smell any worse than the blasts coming from my ass.

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Eat a bunch of sugar free chocolate. It tastes pretty good and will give you gas like you can't believe.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

 

[QChawks]

we need an update OP

how is your ass this morning?

 

[Tenacious E]

Keg beer and Mexican food

Tofu feast, and a bean burrito chaser would be my advice.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

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I hope that happens to me after I die. One last blow out to remember me by. LoL.

 

[IACub]

I'd say asparagus, but I don't want you to actually hurt anyone.