I'm in a Motel 6 in small town Pennsylvania surrounded by hookers and cops.

[BrianNole09]

I got to the Motel 6 an hour ago.

I am on a visit to the Padre Pio Shrine. As soon as I got to the motel, there were two cops in the halllway next to my room. One cop starts talking to me and asks me what I'm doing in this town. He was polite. I told him I was going to the Padre Pio Shrine and that I was from Maryland, near D.C.

One of the cop starts pounding on my neighbor's door and he says he's looking for an African American female. I assume she's a hooker. The guy next door took 10 minutes to answer the door. I think the hooker is hiding in the bathtub. I heard him talking later and I think she left.

I'm going to Red Lobster tomorrow after Padre Pio.

CSB

 

[The Tradition]

Motel 6?

You a poor, dude?

 

[McLovin32]

Pics of said hooker?




Ps: Get the trout at Red Lobster. I hear it’s great.

 

[BrianNole09]

Motel 6?

You a poor, dude?

I figured I might as well slum it for a couple nights. It's 70 bucks a night.

 

[BrianNole09]

Pics of said hooker?




Ps: Get the trout at Red Lobster. I hear it’s great.

I'm keeping an eye out. I'll try to pretend like I'm texting and will try to take a picture. I can hear everything in my neighbor's room because I'm at the ghetto Motel 6 with thin walls.

I think there's a dead hooker under my bed...

 

[McLovin32]

I think there's a dead hooker under my bed...

Then you should be feeling right at home.

 

[The Tradition]

I figured I might as well slum it for a couple nights. It's 70 bucks a night.

And no extra charge for the bedbugs!

 

[BrianNole09]

And no extra charge for the bedbugs!

If I can hear the guy next door strangling the hooker at 2 in the morning should I call the cops or just go back to sleep?

 

[The Tradition]

If I can hear the guy next door strangling the hooker at 2 in the morning should I call the cops or just go back to sleep?

Go back to sleep. The cops will bust down your door by mistake and shoot you.

 

[BrianNole09]

Yikes. There's no complimentary shampoo in the bathroom so have to walk down to the front desk.

There's a redneck smoking a cigarette with his hooker girlfriend by the entrance.

So classy.

 

[The Tradition]

Do they give you a free breakfast at the Motel 6? I haven't stayed at one of those since the mid-90s.

 

[BrianNole09]

Do they give you a free breakfast at the Motel 6? I haven't stayed at one of those since the mid-90s.

No. Just coffee.

The room is tiny. The view is a junkyard.

I feel like a drifting serial killer...

 

[BrianNole09]

The sink water is yellow.

 

[The Tradition]

The sink water is yellow.

That just means there are lots of healthy minerals. Drink up!

That's also going to be in the coffee tomorrow morning.

 

[95Hawk]

Remember: at Motel 6, they’ll leave a light on.

So you can better see how low you’ve sunk in life.

 

[BrianNole09]

Pray for me.

It's going to be a long weekend!

 

[Funky Bunch]

Are there any bars nearby?

 

[GarryO37]

Must be torture for you

 

[BrianNole09]

Are there any bars nearby?

There's a shopping center across the street. I'm not going to go out tonight. I'm pretty tired after driving 5 hours in the rain.

 

[The Tradition]

I used to be leery of the in-room coffee maker, but lately I'd decided that making the coffee in the room with the free bottled water I get for being an Honors member is probably safer than drinking what they're serving in the lobby.

 

[Wendy79]

The sink water is yellow.

Thanks, coal industry!

 

[The Tradition]

Thanks, coal industry!

No, the hot water heater is probably full of rust.

 

[BrianNole09]

I used to be leery of the in-room coffee maker, but lately I'd decided that making the coffee in the room with the free bottled water I get for being an Honors member is probably safer than drinking what they're serving in the lobby.

I'm thinking I should avoid drinking anything here...

 

[Rudolph]

I got to the Motel 6 an hour ago.

I am on a visit to the Padre Pio Shrine. As soon as I got to the motel, there were two cops in the halllway next to my room. One cop starts talking to me and asks me what I'm doing in this town. He was polite. I told him I was going to the Padre Pio Shrine and that I was from Maryland, near D.C.

One of the cop starts pounding on my neighbor's door and he says he's looking for an African American female. I assume she's a hooker. The guy next door took 10 minutes to answer the door. I think the hooker is hiding in the bathtub. I heard him talking later and I think she left.

I'm going to Red Lobster tomorrow after Padre Pio.

CSB

Holy shit, pppphhhhheeewwww!!!

Pulling into my driveway just now I swear to god my neighbor two doors down, my favorite neighbor, quirky as fvck, is walking his dog WEARING A FVCKING REFLECTIVE VEST!! Apparently I'm frightened by you, Brian, because my first thought was "please no."

/CSB

 

[MitchL]

I figured I might as well slum it for a couple nights. It's 70 bucks a night.

You sure it's not rented out by the hour?

 

[CJBauer]

I would have stayed in KoP and driven out there in the daylight...

You're in Pennsyltucky now...

T's and P's...

 

[BrianNole09]

Holy shit, pppphhhhheeewwww!!!

Pulling into my driveway just now I swear to god my neighbor two doors down, my favorite neighbor, quirky as fvck, is walking his dog WEARING A FVCKING REFLECTIVE VEST!! Apparently I'm frightened by you, Brian, because my first thought was "please no."

/CSB

Pic of neighbor wearing reflective vest?

 

[BrianNole09]

The Motel 6 is so ghetto they don't have shampoo anywhere. I had to go to the Walmart. I should have stayed at the Comfort Inn next door for 10 bucks more per night.

As long as none of the hookers kick my door down at 3 in the morning I think I'll be OK.

 

[The Tradition]

The Motel 6 is so ghetto they don't have shampoo anywhere. I had to go to the Walmart. I should have stayed at the Comfort Inn next door for 10 bucks more per night.

As long as none of the hookers kick my door down at 3 in the morning I think I'll be OK.

Hilton's policy is: "If it's not right, we'll make it right."

 

[BrianNole09]

Hilton's policy is: "If it's not right, we'll make it right."

Motel 6 motto is "Please ignore the dead hooker under the mattress."

How much does Hilton cost you at different locations?

 

[The Tradition]

Motel 6 motto is "Please ignore the dead hooker under the mattress."

How much does Hilton cost you at different locations?

The lowest price at a Hampton Inn by Hilton I have ever seen was $79 pre-purchase/Honors discount.

Prices vary WILDLY depending on location and time of year.

Lately, I have been getting much better deals in certain locations at the mid-level hotels like Doubletree and Hilton Garden Inn than I'm seeing at Hamptons.

On the Marriott side, same story. I can often stay at the more-upscale Springhill Suites cheaper than the Fairfield Inn right down the street for some reason.

Anyway, it pays to shop around while avoiding the dumpy chains.

 

[TJ8869]

Find out if they have a trolley that takes you to nearby bars and restaurants.

 

[The Tradition]

Find out if they have a trolley that takes you to nearby bars and restaurants.

LOL, at the Motel 6?????

 

[TJ8869]

LOL, at the Motel 6?????

If you don't ask, the answer is always no.

 

[BrianNole09]

It's 10:30 here and the noise level is unbelievable. Babies are crying and hookers are running up and down the halls. The walls are paper-thin.

Time to pray the rosary and meditate.

 

[Herkmeister]

I got to the Motel 6 an hour ago.

I am on a visit to the Padre Pio Shrine. As soon as I got to the motel, there were two cops in the halllway next to my room. One cop starts talking to me and asks me what I'm doing in this town. He was polite. I told him I was going to the Padre Pio Shrine and that I was from Maryland, near D.C.

One of the cop starts pounding on my neighbor's door and he says he's looking for an African American female. I assume she's a hooker. The guy next door took 10 minutes to answer the door. I think the hooker is hiding in the bathtub. I heard him talking later and I think she left.

I'm going to Red Lobster tomorrow after Padre Pio.

CSB

Black hookers?!!!!!

You bastard!!! I know you are trolling me personally by picking on my weakness!!!!

 

[The Tradition]

It's 10:30 here and the noise level is unbelievable. Babies are crying and hookers are running up and down the halls. The walls are paper-thin.

Time to pray the rosary and meditate.

Just turn the exhaust fan in the bathroom on to drown out the noise. Hopefully there's a noisy air/heat unit in the window, too?

 

[TJ8869]

It's 10:30 here and the noise level is unbelievable. Babies are crying and hookers are running up and down the halls. The walls are paper-thin.

Time to pray the rosary and meditate.

It must be rough hearing all those hookers right outside your room and not being able to kill them.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Who is so cheap they stay at a motel 6 but will she’ll out $$ to eat crappy food at red lobster.

 

[Wendy79]

Who is so cheap they stay at a motel 6 but will she’ll out $$ to eat crappy food at red lobster.

He saved ten bucks (plus about 1.40 for the hotel taxes)!

 

[BrianNole09]

Who is so cheap they stay at a motel 6 but will she’ll out $$ to eat crappy food at red lobster.

I'm going to Longhorn, brah!

Is $70 a night cheap for a motel or hotel in a crappy small town?