I'm in a Motel 6 in small town Pennsylvania surrounded by hookers and cops.

[BrianNole09]

He saved ten bucks (plus about 1.40 for the hotel taxes)!

Hindsight is 20/20, Wendy!

Hahaha

 

[The Tradition]

I'm going to Longhorn, brah!

Is $70 a night cheap for a motel or hotel in a crappy small town?

Yes. I don't like to go lower than $100 because that seems to keep most of the riff-raff out.

 

[BrianNole09]

The hooker was just going to town on the guy in the room next door. I heard her for 10 minutes non-stop.

I kid you not.

 

[The Tradition]

The hooker was just going to town on the guy in the room next door. I heard her for 10 minutes non-stop.

I kid you not.

Maybe he's just watching porn on TV?

 

[Rudolph]

It's 10:30 here and the noise level is unbelievable. Babies are crying and hookers are running up and down the halls. The walls are paper-thin.

Time to pray the rosary and meditate.

Euphemism? @naturalmwa what do you think? I'm leaning yes.

 

[naturalmwa]

Euphemism? @naturalmwa what do you think? I'm leaning yes.

I have some "prayer beads" he can borrow.

 

[BrianNole09]

Maybe he's just watching porn on TV?

No chance. The hooker just left. I saw her walk by my room with the peephole. I couldn't take a pic. She was black. Just like the cops were looking for earlier.

 

[Rudolph]

I have some "prayer beads" he can borrow.

Exactly. Brian is more Catholic than I thought.

 

[BrianNole09]

The wall was shaking. Now that the hooker is gone, the place is quiet as a mouse.

I'm sure it'll start up again. The night is young.

 

[Wendy79]

Hindsight is 20/20, Wendy!

Hahaha

Always check online reviews.

 

[BrianNole09]

Always check online reviews.

I did. It got 3 out of 5 stars. I figured it'd be full of hookers and crack.

 

[CJBauer]

Always check online reviews.

I did. It got 3 out of 5 stars. I figured it'd be full of hookers and crack.

Sounds like you got what you were looking for...

 

[BrianNole09]

I just prayed one Rosary.

Padre Pio prayed 30 rosaries a DAY.

I got a long way to catch up.

 

[m.stoops2013]

The lowest price at a Hampton Inn by Hilton I have ever seen was $79 pre-purchase/Honors discount.

Prices vary WILDLY depending on location and time of year.

Lately, I have been getting much better deals in certain locations at the mid-level hotels like Doubletree and Hilton Garden Inn than I'm seeing at Hamptons.

On the Marriott side, same story. I can often stay at the more-upscale Springhill Suites cheaper than the Fairfield Inn right down the street for some reason.

Anyway, it pays to shop around while avoiding the dumpy chains.

Double tree & court yard R the go to.

 

[The Tradition]

Double tree & court yard R the go to.

I don't see the value at Courtyard. Nothing is free. Rooms aren't anything spectacular. And you don't get five-star service like at an actual Marriott full-service hotel.

I like Springhill Suites much better in the Marriott-branded lineup.

 

[BrianNole09]

This is like a bad movie.

The headboard in the other room is pounding on the wall. Someone is either getting strangled or getting pregnant. Maybe both.

Wow. It's going to be a long night!

 

[The Tradition]

This is like a bad movie.

The headboard in the other room is pounding on the wall.

Wow. It's going to be a long night.

Turn up some obnoxious music real loud and maybe they'll stop.

 

[m.stoops2013]

I don't see the value at Courtyard. Nothing is free. Rooms aren't anything spectacular. And you don't get five-star service like an an actual Marriott full-service hotel.

I like Springhill Suites much better in the Marriott-branded lineup.

Big DT fan, also any Westin property is top notch.

 

[BrianNole09]

This is unbelievable. Every room has a hooker in it except mine.

 

[The Tradition]

Big DT fan, also any Westin property is top notch.

I have not ventured into Westin territory, but I stay at Doubletree hotels a lot. You can get great deals in some locations, great Honors point bonuses, and elite members get free cooked-to-order breakfast. Love DT if it works out in my travels.

 

[m.stoops2013]

I have not ventured into Westin territory, but I stay at Doubletree hotels a lot. You can get great deals in some locations, great Honors point bonuses, and elite members get free cooked-to-order breakfast. Love DT if it works out in my travels.

You have good taste my friend.
You would enjoy Westin brand.

 

[BrianNole09]

It's like I'm living in a bad movie.

 

[The Tradition]

It's like I'm living in a bad movie.

Write a bad Yelp review and post the link. We'll all like it and Yelp will think you're a reviewer rock star!

 

[Chewback]

I got to the Motel 6 an hour ago.

I am on a visit to the Padre Pio Shrine. As soon as I got to the motel, there were two cops in the halllway next to my room. One cop starts talking to me and asks me what I'm doing in this town. He was polite. I told him I was going to the Padre Pio Shrine and that I was from Maryland, near D.C.

One of the cop starts pounding on my neighbor's door and he says he's looking for an African American female. I assume she's a hooker. The guy next door took 10 minutes to answer the door. I think the hooker is hiding in the bathtub. I heard him talking later and I think she left.

I'm going to Red Lobster tomorrow after Padre Pio.

CSB

So you're in a Motel 6 and you're surprised that you're surrounded by cops and hookers?

 

[BrianNole09]

As long as I don't get bed bugs, I'll be okay.

 

[Chewback]

This is unbelievable. Every room has a hooker in it except mine.

Well, whose fault is that?

 

[The Tradition]

As long as I don't get bed bugs, I'll be okay.

Sounds like you could just open the door and a hooker would walk in to ease your troubles.....

 

[ANYCHawk]

I figured I might as well slum it for a couple nights. It's 70 bucks a night.

can we go back to this. You're paying 70 a night at Motel 6?

 

[Wendy79]

As long as I don't get bed bugs, I'll be okay.

Did you check under the mattress?

 

[gonegolfing]

Are the lights on for you?

 

[The Tradition]

Are the lights on for you?

They better at least get that part right.

 

[BrianNole09]

can we go back to this. You're paying 70 a night at Motel 6?

Too much?

 

[BrianNole09]

Did you check under the mattress?

For what...a dead hooker?

 

[BrianNole09]

They better at least get that part right.

The Motel 6 isn't that bad. The room seems clean. It's bare bones.

The problem is the degenerates I'm surrounded by.

Perhaps birds of a feather?

 

[BrianNole09]

I'm leaving the Padre Pio center now. It's an amazing Place. Very tranquil. I'll post pics in a couple days.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Saturday night update?

 

[BrianNole09]

There's a Pit Bull barking in the hallway.

Oh boy.

 

[Funky Bunch]

There's a Pit Bull barking in the hallway.

Oh boy.

Do you have your ancestry.com results with you? You should carry that with you in the hood.

 

[BrianNole09]

It's only 8 p.m here. At about 10 is when the hookers come in. It'll be interesting to see if the Pitbull attacks any of them.

 

[The Tradition]

Is this a pet-friendly Motel 6 or is it an emotional support pit bull?