In carrying on my father's tradition, I bought my son his first "bomb".

[FAUlty Gator]

2007 GMC Sierra with 190,000 miles on it. Got a pretty sweet deal and the thing is in actual great shape. Giving it to him today after practice for his 17th birthday. Kid works his ass off and is a good young man. Excited to give it to him today.

He asked for a laptop. As I pull into the house, I'm gonna tell him that I am sorry and I can't afford the laptop he wants for his birthday. Then I'm gonna hit the garage door opener and his hot mom will be standing in there with his 'new' truck as I tell him, "because I bought you a truck".

csb

 

[torbee]

Will mom be on the hood Tawny Kitane style?

Kinda cringey, but I can fap to that I guess.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Will mom be on the hood Tawny Kitane style?

Kinda cringey, but I can fap to that I guess.

She better be. Although that trick knee might get her.

 

[TJ8869]

She better be. Although that trick knee might get her.

She always seems to be able to work around that. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

 

[millah_22]

2007 GMC Sierra with 190,000 miles on it. Got a pretty sweet deal and the thing is in actual great shape. Giving it to him today after practice for his 17th birthday. Kid works his ass off and is a good young man. Excited to give it to him today.

He asked for a laptop. As I pull into the house, I'm gonna tell him that I am sorry and I can't afford the laptop he wants for his birthday. Then I'm gonna hit the garage door opener and his hot mom will be standing in there with his 'new' truck as I tell him, "because I bought you a truck".

csb

he's going to be pissed that it's not a laptop

 

[LuciousBDragon]

2007 GMC Sierra with 190,000 miles on it. Got a pretty sweet deal and the thing is in actual great shape. Giving it to him today after practice for his 17th birthday. Kid works his ass off and is a good young man. Excited to give it to him today.

He asked for a laptop. As I pull into the house, I'm gonna tell him that I am sorry and I can't afford the laptop he wants for his birthday. Then I'm gonna hit the garage door opener and his hot mom will be standing in there with his 'new' truck as I tell him, "because I bought you a truck".

csb

I think the laptop is a better reward than incest with his mom on top of a POS truck.

 

[runkpanole]

We use to have rules on this board.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

We use to have rules on this board.

My bad

 

[millah_22]

My bad

wpoy

 

[bagdropper]

Well, hopefully it has an LS engine without cylinder deactivation.

And if it does, change the oil... often.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Well, hopefully it has an LS engine without cylinder deactivation.

And if it does, change the oil... often.

Just did!

 

[Fan In Black]

nice! I'm also a descendant of that transition.

 

[Hawki97]

Well, hopefully it has an LS engine without cylinder deactivation.

And if it does, change the oil... often.

Make sure to have that replacement lifter kit at the ready @FAUlty Gator.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Make sure to have that replacement lifter kit at the ready @FAUlty Gator.

Man, we have an older GMC with that feature and had that work done as well. Been a good vehicle but hated spending $4,500 on repairs on a 12 year old truck.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Just gave it to him. I’m Dad of the year for at least a week. I’ll take it.