Injury Report Please...and Thank You!

[Nashville_Hawkeye]

Greetings Hawks: Can one of you connected people provide an updated injury report on our potential starting 12-15 guys. I've always heard Ayala's name discussed? Are there more? Also, to the best of your knowledge - aside from the gambling deal - is there anything else out there (i.e., RS, ORS, etc., that would keep those same 12-15 guys from starting once we determine who the final 10 will be? Thank you.

 

[Iron Doc]

Wondering about those issues also.
Not a connected people.

 

[SPOONER]

No one here knows anything about this. Sorry. That is just how it is.

 

[Steevo36]

It's not really anyone's business and iowa has always been hush hush on the topic.

 

[Redm18]

I have never really heard Iowa give an injury update on anyone ever with the exception of SL when he gave his own updates.

 

[T8KUDWN]

Yeah, you're not going to get an injury update from Tom and definitely no specifics on an injury.
As far as I know everyone is healthy and feeling good, but it's early in the season.

 

[YoungGun07]

No inside info, just a long time fan. Come March, based on Brands tenure at head coach, I expect to see several knee and/or shoulder braces, with at least 2 starters out or severely limited.

 

[choosenuetral]

FWIW, I strained my back yesterday picking up some trash in the lawn. I have no chance of making the line up now.

 

[texas twister]

FWIW, I strained my back yesterday picking up some trash in the lawn. I have no chance of making the line up now.

Bummer. As if it wasn't bad enough with all the suspensions. There goes all hope for a national title.

 

[MilleGinja]

FWIW, I strained my back yesterday picking up some trash in the lawn. I have no chance of making the line up now.

At least now you can safely place some bets. Too soon?

 

[IRONBIRD]

FWIW, I strained my back yesterday picking up some trash in the lawn. I have no chance of making the line up now.

This guy is just a room guy anyway!!! Everyone knows we choose bottom!!!

 

[Grip220]

I somehow pulled a hammie while lifting a large striped bass into my boat. Also I kicked the leg of the couch the other day and my toenail split.

 

[98lberEating2Lunches]

On my left hand, I have two severe hangnails along with a grapefruit knife cut on my left index finger, so I am questionable for any dishwashing duty.

 

[SPOONER]

I injured myself getting out of bed a month ago and I still hurt.

 

[grapplefann]

MY left shoulder has been sketchy ever since someone overworked a bar arm on it in junior high school, but PT has helped it greatly. Oh, you mean the HAWKEYE wrestlers? Don't know anything about them yet.

 

[grapplefann]

I somehow pulled a hammie while lifting a large striped bass into my boat. Also I kicked the leg of the couch the other day and my toenail split.

Both of those injuries require some generous measure of alcohol consumption to feel better. If I were a doctor, I'd write you a scrip.

 

[Grip220]

Both of those injuries require some generous measure of alcohol consumption to feel better. If I were a doctor, I'd write you a scrip.

No need for a script, I have bourbon!!!

 

[Grip220]

MY left shoulder has been sketchy ever since someone overworked a bar arm on it in junior high school, but PT has helped it greatly. Oh, you mean the HAWKEYE wrestlers? Don't know anything about them yet.

There is no way he was asking for a Hawkeye injury report here. He must have been asking about us!

 

[HawkeyePA]

between wrestling in High school, college and all the years of coaching and doing clinics my body cracks , pops and creaks like a rusty old truck and lets not even mention the exhaust pipe emissions...hahaha But i wouldn't be half the man I've become if it wasn't for wrestling. It is the best decision i ever made and still helps me make great choices on a daily basis.

 

[Nashville_Hawkeye]

It's not really anyone's business and iowa has always been hush hush on the topic.

I'm not looking for insider information; I'm just curious if any of you local fellas have seen Ayala walking, jogging, running stairs, doing pull-ups, etc. I'm looking for the blatant stuff not HIPAA violation information or close hold type stuff.

 

[Nashville_Hawkeye]

Bummer. As if it wasn't bad enough with all the suspensions. There goes all hope for a national title.

No shit, right! LOL!

 

[Nashville_Hawkeye]

I somehow pulled a hammie while lifting a large striped bass into my boat. Also I kicked the leg of the couch the other day and my toenail split.

I like the striped bass story!!

 

[Agoodnap]

I like the striped bass story!!

They are called rockfish.

 

[Redm18]

I'm not looking for insider information; I'm just curious if any of you local fellas have seen Ayala walking, jogging, running stairs, doing pull-ups, etc. I'm looking for the blatant stuff not HIPAA violation information or close hold type stuff.

Just follow his mom on facebook for all updates

 

[choosenuetral]

*** Injury update ****
My back is feeling a little better. The trainer prescribed a few beers every 4 hours. Somehow I’m 124 lbs heavy for 57 so I may be taking a redshirt. Maybe next year.

 

[ping72]

I recently received a pretty bad diagnosis as well. The doctor said I have the most profound case of elongated penis he’s ever seen.

 

[Illinois-hawk1]

I recently received a pretty bad diagnosis as well. The doctor said I have the most profound case of elongated penis he’s ever seen.

Is that the one in your mouth or ass?

 

[Nashville_Hawkeye]

They are called rockfish.

None of the striped bass I've caught - and I've caught a few - were rock fish. Have you ever been fishing for big stripers?

 

[Agoodnap]

None of the striped bass I've caught - and I've caught a few - were rock fish. Have you ever been fishing for big stripers?

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I have. Here's a video to learn how to catch them.

 

[grapplefann]

I recently received a pretty bad diagnosis as well. The doctor said I have the most profound case of elongated penis he’s ever seen.

Too bad it was accompanied by that serious case of pencil dick. The good news is that you now have your own slim jim every place you go. No more locking yourself out of the car.

 

[Nashville_Hawkeye]

I have. Here's a video to learn how to catch them.

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Ok, I give. I've never ever heard them called rockfish, but videos don't lie.

 

[Agoodnap]

Ok, I give. I've never ever heard them called rockfish, but videos don't lie.

Above the mason-dixon line they are Striped Bass, below they are Rockfish. In the South you'll out yourself as a yankee if you call them Strippers. I'm a yankee, but I fish for them in the Chesapeake so as the saying goes, when in Rome...

 

[Grip220]

They are called rockfish.

Only by googans south of jersey

 

[Grip220]

Above the mason-dixon line they are Stripped Bass, below they are Rockfish. In the South you'll out yourself as a yankee if you call them Strippers. I'm a yankee, but I fish for them in the Chesapeake so as the saying goes, when in Rome...

I have not fished the Chesapeake yet, looking forward to hitting that area soon. I will still call them Stripers though LOL

 

[Hawkeyes4Life247]

Above the mason-dixon line they are Stripped Bass, below they are Rockfish. In the South you'll out yourself as a yankee if you call them Strippers. I'm a yankee, but I fish for them in the Chesapeake so as the saying goes, when in Rome...

Do the rockfish build your confidence, take your money, and leave you with empty pockets and no phone number, or is that just the strippers?

 

[Rotisserie Scrotz]

People misspelling ‘stripers’ as ‘strippers’ and ‘shiners’ as ‘shinners’ is a perpetual joy & sadness in life all at the same time.