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Iowa drivers are idiots

Observations:

People with the “Jesus fish” on their cars -shitty drivers

People with the “Bill Murray in 3D Glasses” stickers - overly aggressive shitty drivers

People with “Coexist” stickers - not necessarily shitty drivers, but typically shitty cars that conk out at inopportune times

People Women with the little stick figure stickers representing their family - not necessarily shitty drivers, but tend to be fvcking with their phones when the light turns green, causing some poor bastard in line to catch a red light he shouldn’t have.

But the worst - people who just fvcking have to be “good samaritans” by holding up traffic to let someone make a left turn. Especially when they’re on the inside lane of a 5-lane street and the guy making the left turn can’t see what’s coming in the outside lane.
People Women with the little stick figure stickers representing their family - not necessarily shitty drivers, but tend to be fvcking with their phones when the light turns green, causing some poor bastard in line to catch a red light he shouldn’t have.

Certainly rampant, but I'll give you one that is unexpectedly worse. If you live in Johnson County, specifically the CVille/NL/Tiffin area there are a million contractors in their trucks continuously ****ing around on their phones, every single one. They are either driving up your ass or going 15 mph below the speed limit. If they aren't driving poorly, they are sitting through lights, or going so slowly so as to cause you to miss them.
 
People Women with the little stick figure stickers representing their family - not necessarily shitty drivers, but tend to be fvcking with their phones when the light turns green, causing some poor bastard in line to catch a red light he shouldn’t have.

Certainly rampant, but I'll give you one that is unexpectedly worse. If you live in Johnson County, specifically the CVille/NL/Tiffin area there are a million contractors in their trucks continuously ****ing around on their phones, every single one. They are either driving up your ass or going 15 mph below the speed limit. If they aren't driving poorly, they are sitting through lights, or going so slowly so as to cause you to miss them.
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