Jewell is garbage

[terrehawk]

*So do I. It is easier and no mess. You young guys will come to appreciate that someday. So will your wife

Particularly in the middle of the night. No lights and i can still be mostly asleep

 

[NorthDSMHawk]

Give him a break, he still probably can't see straight after getting trucked in the ISU game.

He also likes Nickelback.

 

[Pepperman]

Time for Weigers

If we had a coach that truly wanted to "Raise The Standard" we would make this move for sure. Josey can have splinters in his ass and we'd be 4-0.

 

[LZZOSO]

There's never been a linebacker in Iowa's history with a slower first step and worse play recognition skills. It's like he doesn't even watch tape.

I feel bad making fun of you, but you may be retarded.

 

[Cougar63]

I feel bad making fun of you, but you may be retarded.

 

[DaCDiggity]

I feel bad making fun of you, but you may be retarded.

Booooo

 

[Hawk68]

Sparty showed their true metal against ND.

 

[IC Hawks]

Jewell could "dry-hump MSU to sleep" but will blunder by letting L.J. Scott with "lube on his hands" give him a reach-around first.

 

[Wadzinator]

You can't fix stupid you need to quit drinking you bathwater

 

[DaCDiggity]

You can't fix stupid you need to quit drinking you bathwater

Gotta stop talking in 3rd person man

 

[HawkNole09]

Josie is the least fearsome of any of the great LBs we've had at Iowa. He's a mini Greenway, a mini Hodge, he's even got a little mini Ed Miles to him.

But you can be assured of this -- when the storybook closes on this season everyone will forget mini Jewell.

 

[H4wkfan4life]

I feel bad making fun of you, but you may be retarded.

hAVE u SEeN My bAseBall??

 

[Cougar63]

hAVE u SEeN My bAseBall??

She has, only she calls it something different.

 

[funnyfletcher]

If we had Joel Lanning at MLB there's no way Penn State wins that game.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Josey Jewell can't cover a wet fart

Who would want to?

 

[luvmyhawks]

That homerun swing would've grounded out to the pitcher

Solid work.

 

[Hawkdogwoof]

Jewell should be called Cubic Zarconia. Thank you. I'll be here all night.

 

[Cougar63]

Jewell should be called Cubic Zarconia. Thank you. I'll be here all night.

How's the veal? Should I tip my waitress?

 

[BisbeeMike]

There's never been a linebacker in Iowa's history with a slower first step and worse play recognition skills. It's like he doesn't even watch tape.

I have no idea what game you just watched. What I saw, is the best middle linebacker in the Big Ten, who played one HELL of a great game. He made play after play, tackle after tackle, and was the undisputed leader of his defense out there. He has good speed for a man of his size, and he is as sure of a tackler as there is in the Big Ten.

He was trying to cover a Once In A Generation, special football player, who is without question the greatest running back not only in college football today, but probably in the last 20 or 30 years.

 

[DaCDiggity]

I have no idea what game you just watched. What I saw, is the best middle linebacker in the Big Ten, who played one HELL of a great game. He made play after play, tackle after tackle, and was the undisputed leader of his defense out there. He has good speed for a man of his size, and he is as sure of a tackler as there is in the Big Ten.

He was trying to cover a Once In A Generation, special football player, who is without question the greatest running back not only in college football today, but probably in the last 20 or 30 years.

Thanks for the laugh

 

[Cougar63]

I have no idea what game you just watched. What I saw, is the best middle linebacker in the Big Ten, who played one HELL of a great game. He made play after play, tackle after tackle, and was the undisputed leader of his defense out there. He has good speed for a man of his size, and he is as sure of a tackler as there is in the Big Ten.

He was trying to cover a Once In A Generation, special football player, who is without question the greatest running back not only in college football today, but probably in the last 20 or 30 years.

 

[birdman1973]

Can JJ beat Juan Harris in a foot race or not?

 

[Cougar63]

Can JJ beat Juan Harris in a foot race or not?

Put it this way, if you want to time JJs 40, you're gonna need a sundial.

 

[Kurt Warner]

I give the outlaws girlfriend crabs

 

[volknut]

There's never been a linebacker in Iowa's history with a slower first step and worse play recognition skills. It's like he doesn't even watch tape.

Oh, so he is lightyears ahead of MSU's LB's. Thanks!

 

[Muskie5]

and her music sucks too

KF, you were meant for me.....

 

[StallmanCurse]

I have no idea what game you just watched. What I saw, is the best middle linebacker in the Big Ten, who played one HELL of a great game. He made play after play, tackle after tackle, and was the undisputed leader of his defense out there. He has good speed for a man of his size, and he is as sure of a tackler as there is in the Big Ten.

He was trying to cover a Once In A Generation, special football player, who is without question the greatest running back not only in college football today, but probably in the last 20 or 30 years.

 

[Ree4]

Is anybody going to fill in the poor saps who dont know what this is about or do we need more Wayne memes

 

[Cougar63]

Is anybody going to fill in the poor saps who dont know what this is about or do we need more Wayne memes

Don't knock the Wayne's World memes.

 

[Im4Iowa]

JJ sucks worse than Purdue's visiting locker room.

 

[Ree4]

Don't knock the Wayne's World memes.

Hey psure i liked all of em!

 

[DaCDiggity]

At least josey will have farming to fall back on when he realizes this football thing isn't going to work out for his physically limited self #ANF

 

[scotthawk1964]

Well, I am not sure if I am reading a ton of sarcasm about Jewell, or are there really this many dips**ts on this forum?

 

[DaCDiggity]

Well, I am not sure if I am reading a ton of sarcasm about Jewell, or are there really this many dips**ts on this forum?

Should we fill this guy in on it?

 

[Zildjian6868]

Well, I am not sure if I am reading a ton of sarcasm about Jewell, or are there really this many dips**ts on this forum?

 

[HawkNole09]

How did it all start? Did Josey indicate that he fed off bulletin board material?

All I know is he had 16 tackles last game. Somehow he finds a way to stumble into the right spot.

 

[bigfridaynite]

How did it all start? Did Josey indicate that he fed off bulletin board material?

All I know is he had 16 tackles last game. Somehow he finds a way to stumble into the right spot.

Yes JJ said his family share some of the negative comments made in social media the last few years and it does fuel him.

 

[Zildjian6868]

How did it all start? Did Josey indicate that he fed off bulletin board material?

All I know is he had 16 tackles last game. Somehow he finds a way to stumble into the right spot.

It started a couple weeks ago. Somebody posted that he reads negative junk on boards to get him fired up. So the fan base is just doing its part. Problem is we have stopped explaining why we are trashing Josey, so newcomers are a little behind.

 

[L Lawliet]

It started a couple weeks ago. Somebody posted that he reads negative junk on boards to get him fired up. So the fan base is just doing its part. Problem is we have stopped explaining why we are trashing Josey, so newcomers are a little behind.

It's better this way

 

[HawkNole09]

There's a reason why Michigan State didn't recruit Josey Jewell. They prefer LBs that can make a stop on 4th down. Face it Jewell -- the Eastern Division LBs are on another level.