Prolly had his travel agent on the phone, too.
Just a peaceful protest: Cruz Hid In Supply Closet During Capitol Riot
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Only a douchebag like Ted Cruz could make Yankee fans seem like redeemable humans.
How is he allowed around children?
EYE DON'T NOOOOO ABBBBBBY, WHAT HAPPPPPENEENENEDDNENEND????
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Interracial marriages.
You scared?
"Several members of the group argued that in the face of the riot, we should suspend our objections and vote to certify the election. I understood the sentiment. But I vehemently disagreed with it," wrote Cruz. "I urged my colleagues that the course of action we were advocating was the right and principled one."
Rafael wouldn’t know “principled” if it directly came up to to his face and told him that his wife was ugly.
Rafael wouldn’t know “principled” if it directly came up to to his face and told him that his wife was ugly.
You're trying too hard. WPOTY might actually be achieved just for the like pandering.
Too be fair though, there is no one that actually believes that dude isn't on sex offender registry, right?
So he was in the building, where AOC was nowhere near and apparently hid in a closet? And pretty sure, nobody portrayed anybody who entered the capitol as a peaceful protester.
I have to say, I just do not get that worked up about this 1/6 stuff, but the mental image of Ted Cruz hiding in a closet really does make me chuckle.
Well there's that. Stop being a like whore just because you still have a boner from Mahomie having a lucky game. 🤣
That's a bit much. I just sort of always imagine him playing Woodrow Parfey's role in The Outlaw Josey Wales.
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Trump literally said the cops were hugging and kissing the protestors at the capitol on Jan 6th.
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I'd be more than willing to go to jail for the chance to kick Cruz in the nuts.
Twice!
Twice!
I don’t want to post online what I’m capable of doing to Ted Cruz.
Cancun Cruz is the worst of the worst when it comes to horrible humans becoming politicians. Him being a complete and utter pussy is just icing on the cake.
I should have remembered... I think Turd already took his nuts.
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He keeps them in a special satchel and only lets them out when Teddy wants to bang his ugly wife.
