Kimmel just lit up Trump tonite...

[MitchLL]

Funniest open on Kimmel in a long time firing back at Turd's meltdown on Truth Social.

If someone can post, I'd appreciate it.

Fully expect the criminally charged ex President to have another hissy fit tomorrow.

 

[EagleHawk]

Funniest open on Kimmel in a long time

A five-year-old’s knock-knock joke could meet that standard as well.

 

[MitchLL]

A five-year-old’s knock-knock joke could meet that standard as well.

Buffoon Trump is a gift that keeps on giving!

 

[jaxhawk06]

 

[EagleHawk]

Buffoon Trump is a gift that keeps on giving!

True, but Kimmel still isn’t funny.

 

[Chishawk1425]

A five-year-old’s knock-knock joke could meet that standard as well.

Did you vote for Trump?

 

[luvmyhawks]

Did you vote for Trump?

wtf does that have to do with Kimmel sucking dick?

 

[MitchLL]

Did you vote for Trump?

I don't think he is a Trumpster because he posted at around 11PM and the guards usually turn off the lights in the cell block around 10PM.

 

[Chishawk1425]

wtf does that have to do with Kimmel sucking dick?

The GOP is a domestic terrorist organization. Don't @ Me until you grasp the reality we are in.

 

[luvmyhawks]

The GOP is a domestic terrorist organization. Don't @ Me until you grasp the reality we are in.

Lolwut?

 

[Chishawk1425]

Lolwut?

 

[luvmyhawks]

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You need help. Seriously.

 

[Chishawk1425]

You need help. Seriously.

You telling me this is the opposite of facts. Keep excusing away the GOP terrorist organization. Pathetic

 

[luvmyhawks]

You telling me this is the opposite of facts. Keep excusing away the GOP terrorist organization. Pathetic

What n the actual **** are you talking about psycho? God damn dude.

 

[ButtersHawk]

Trump may do Orangeface but Kimmel is the only one of the two to do Blackface

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

Jimmy Kimmel isn’t funny and it has zero to do with politics. Trump sucks and the only joke is the state our political system is in. The only argument is which party is worse. The GOP has been losing that argument for over a decade.

 

[fredjr82]

wtf does that have to do with Kimmel sucking dick?

It's a peculiar statement to make. Kimmel has been an on air comedic personality for 2+ decades. He's certainly taken some shots at Republicans over the years. Most recently being Trump. You can certainly see how the question aligns?

For being such a know it all on here, you sure seem to be playing dumb here. Was it a dumb question? That a matter of debate, just like saying Kimmel "sucks dick".

 

[fredjr82]

Jimmy Kimmel isn’t funny and it has zero to do with politics

Opinions are like assholes......

 

[KFsdisciple]

wtf does that have to do with Kimmel sucking dick?

Well Chis is into that.

 

[KFsdisciple]

The GOP is a domestic terrorist organization. Don't @ Me until you grasp the reality we are in.

your angry trump masturbation could be considered a hate crime.

 

[ButtersHawk]

Jimmy Kimmel isn’t funny and it has zero to do with politics. Trump sucks and the only joke is the state our political system is in. The only argument is which party is worse. The GOP has been losing that argument for over a decade.

Honestly soon as those guys get their Late Night gig they become a 10th funny as they use to be. They barely write their own monologues and they are just spewing what producers want them too.

While I'm going down this Late Night road I want to state that Jimmy Fallon has never been funny. Not on SNL, not in that awful movie with Queen Latifah, and not on the Tonight Show. Honestly the first presidential candidate to come out and publicly say "F**K JIMMY FALLON" gets my vote immediately.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I see Chis was on another pisser last night, good on the board dems to tell him to sit down and shut up.

 

[SoProudNole]

"Feeble Knieval".

 

[luvmyhawks]

It's a peculiar statement to make. Kimmel has been an on air comedic personality for 2+ decades. He's certainly taken some shots at Republicans over the years. Most recently being Trump. You can certainly see how the question aligns?

For being such a know it all on here, you sure seem to be playing dumb here. Was it a dumb question? That a matter of debate, just like saying Kimmel "sucks dick".

There is zero debate about Kimmel sucking dick. There is nothing funny about that guy. And because someone doesn’t find Kimmel funny does not mean they vote for trump. You get that, right?

 

[CoachH]

There is zero debate about Kimmel sucking dick. There is nothing funny about that guy. And because someone doesn’t find Kimmel funny does not mean they vote for trump. You get that, right?

The Trump supporters REALLY don't find him funny now.

He's OK. He's not as funny as Conan, but not as bad as the other Jimmy. IMO.

 

[Chishawk1425]

The Trump supporters REALLY don't find him funny now.

He's OK. He's not as funny as Conan, but not as bad as the other Jimmy. IMO.

The MAGA trash don't like Colbert either. He rips them apart daily. Poor ❄️ losers.

 

[Woodycantjump55]

Have television stations always been left or right leaning? I wish they would leave politics out of it. Other jokes do exist.

 

[luvmyhawks]

The Trump supporters REALLY don't find him funny now.

He's OK. He's not as funny as Conan, but not as bad as the other Jimmy. IMO.

Conan is on a whole other level from those 2. I don’t hate jimmy fallon. At least he doesn’t go on 20 minute political rants. He is pretty annoying though.

 

[Bro D]

Lol wtf did I just read

 

[Match34]

Have television stations always been left or right leaning? I wish they would leave politics out of it. Other jokes do exist.

Saturday nights at 6 pm is Lawrence Welk time on the PBS station here, that's the only late night television I watch.

 

[MitchLL]

Have television stations always been left or right leaning? I wish they would leave politics out of it. Other jokes do exist.

The late night talkers have made a good living with political monalogues.

Colbert rose to #1 with Turd being the subject of his jokes.

Clinton and Biden have been criticized as well, but DJT does so much stupid shit that the jokes "write themselves".

No one would watch these guys if viewers didn't find them entertaining.
That's what they are...entertainers.

 

[KFsdisciple]

The late night talkers have made a good living with political monalogues.

Colbert rose to #1 with Turd being the subject of his jokes.

Clinton and Biden have been criticized as well, but DJT does so much stupid shit that the jokes "write themselves".

No one would watch these guys if viewers didn't find them entertaining.
That's what they are...entertainers.

That's pretty much what Bill Maher says too... He's got jokes for days on DJT, but the left has done so much stupid stuff lately he can't ignore it... he goes where the funny is.

 

[ButtersHawk]

The late night talkers have made a good living with political monalogues.

Colbert rose to #1 with Turd being the subject of his jokes.

Clinton and Biden have been criticized as well, but DJT does so much stupid shit that the jokes "write themselves".

No one would watch these guys if viewers didn't find them entertaining.
That's what they are...entertainers.

Once everyone from the age of 50 and over in this country dies these late night programs will average about 13 viewers a week

 

[fivecardstud14]

That's pretty much what Bill Maher says too... He's got jokes for days on DJT, but the left has done so much stupid stuff lately he can't ignore it... he goes where the funny is.

To normal people, partisan hacks like yourself are always funny. Especially when you’re not trying to be.

 

[MitchLL]

Once everyone from the age of 50 and over in this country dies these late night programs will average about 13 viewers a week

Perhaps.

But I'm enjoying the here and now.

 

[KFsdisciple]

To normal people, partisan hacks like yourself are always funny. Especially when you’re not trying to be.

your mom likes my jokes, I guess you didn't get her sense of humor.

 

[fivecardstud14]

your mom likes my jokes, I guess you didn't get her sense of humor.

Hey-oh! Not sure the editor at the Babylon Bee would let that one fly, but I’m sure you have many others that they would like.

 

[KFsdisciple]

Hey-oh! Not sure the editor at the Babylon Bee would let that one fly, but I’m sure you have many others that they would like.

what can I say? It's a gift.

 

[fredjr82]

There is zero debate about Kimmel sucking dick. There is nothing funny about that guy. And because someone doesn’t find Kimmel funny does not mean they vote for trump. You get that, right?

Zero debate? That's where your argument turns about as dumb as Chis asking the Trump question. Again, for coming across as such a savant, you sure are trying hard to tack idiot on as prefix in this situation. If the person who said Kimmel wasn't funny was in a thread about Kimmel Live or The Man Show, your logic would be sound. Because the topic of the thread is how Kimmel smashed Trump (x2) it's OK to assume that a person who badmouths Kimmel a couple of posts in supports Trump? Could it be a bad assumption? Sure. Is it as wildly out of left field as you're making it? Not even close. You're smart enough to follow along with that logic at least correct?

 

[fredjr82]

Have television stations always been left or right leaning? I wish they would leave politics out of it. Other jokes do exist.

Carson was never overly political, at least not on the show. But he knew that isn't want the audience wanted to hear. That is not true in present day. Politics consumes a lot of people lives and they want to be engaged with it 24/7. Those shows presently are going to talk about what the audience wants to hear.