Lie Clocks

[What Would Jesus Do?]

 

[Hawk and Awe]

This joke creates an odd version of heaven. God can’t set JC up with a legit ceiling fan?

 

[Herkmeister]

Old joke recycled.

But it's good one.

 

[unsubstantiated]

This joke creates an odd version of heaven. God can’t set JC up with a legit ceiling fan?

IKR. No central air? Shouldnt the whole place be climate controlled?

 

[Herkmeister]

IKR. No central air? Shouldnt the whole place be climate controlled?

Jim & Tammy Baker say it's whatever temp you want it to be.

 

[Rudolph]

Jim & Tammy Baker say it's whatever temp you want it to be.

You just know Tammy used to shit on Jim's chest.

 

[IACub]

Jim & Tammy Baker say it's whatever temp you want it to be.

It’s hotter where they’re going.

 

[Herkmeister]

You just know Tammy used to shit on Jim's chest.

Agreed just a small-town girl for International Falls, Minnesota who knew how to use her assets.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Jim & Tammy Baker say it's whatever temp you want it to be.

Apparently this is her in HS

 

[SiouxCyty]

Wow that’s really funny.

 

[Herkmeister]

Apparently this is her in HS

That is interesting.

 

[The Tradition]

Why would you need a ceiling fan in heaven? Isn't everything perfect there?

 

[Herkmeister]

Why would you need a ceiling fan in heaven? Isn't everything perfect there?

Maybe you just dig ceiling fans. And they are very artistic these days.

 

[ICWestfan]

Why would you need a ceiling fan in heaven? Isn't everything perfect there?

I think the point is that Trump lies so much you could use a clock as a fan. I could be wrong but that is how i interpreted the joke. I thought it was very clever.

I didn't get the part about Abe Lincoln, and thought Mother T could have been replaced by Geo. Washington.

 

[Herkmeister]

I think the point is that Trump lies so much you could use a clock as a fan. I could be wrong but that is how i interpreted the joke. I thought it was very clever.

I didn't get the part about Abe Lincoln, and thought Mother T could have been replaced by Geo. Washington.

Thanks

 

[HotelAlphaWilcoKilo]

Mother Teresa was a terrible person.

 

[Herkmeister]

Mother Teresa was a terrible person.

Was she not a virgin?

 

[ping72]

Mother Teresa was a terrible person.

This.

 

[Herkmeister]

This.

What do I not know?

Is this true?

 

[ping72]

This.

What do I not know?

Is this true?

She actually did very little for the poor. Most money was spent on missionary work. Her hospitals were often staffed by volunteers with no medical experience and people received awful care. After they let easily treatable die, the force baptized them just before death.

She had Billions of dollars held in the Vatican Bank rather than using it to help people. She could have literally collapsed the Vatican bank had she withdrawn all her money.

Her later writings which she requested destroyed but got leaked revealed she basically didn’t even believe in God anymore.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Mother_Teresa

 

[Herkmeister]

She actually did very little for the poor. Most money was spent on missionary work. Her hospitals were often staffed by volunteers with no medical experience and people received awful care. After they let easily treatable die, the force baptized them just before death.

She had Billions of dollars held in the Vatican Bank rather than using it to help people. She could have literally collapsed the Vatican bank had she withdrawn all her money.

Her later writings which she requested destroyed but got leaked revealed she basically didn’t even believe in God anymore.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Mother_Teresa

Holy cow, I had not heard this. Very interesting. Thanks for sharing.