Would lie to get on/ off of Trump Jury?

[FAUlty Gator]

I would definitely lie and say, that I’m racist against Orange people to not have to serve.

 

[fredjr82]

I'd be like, "Who? Never heard of him".

That'd piss him off way more and get me thrown off really quickly.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

THE_DEVIL takes jury duty seriously.

 

[ping72]

I’d highlight my extensive juror experience will help me stay impartial and has taught me firsthand how important it is to do so.

The fact I don’t like him is irrelevant.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I'd be like, "Who? Never heard of him".

That'd piss him off way more and get me thrown off really quickly.

It really would. He’d rather you hate him than never hear of him.

 

[millah_22]

I would say he hired me as an independent contractor and refused to pay me after.

I'd rather get caught lying to get out of it than have my name and address doxed by fox news. People are ****ing nuts out there.

 

[ping72]

Looking for the parody thread… with the word Jury removed from the title.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I would definitely lie and say, that I’m racist against Orange people to not have to serve.

You forgot “I would lie to get on the jury so I can sign a book deal”

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You take an oath. No way am I going to lie to get on there.