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Most fappable video of MTV golden age

I always remember this one having an effect on me at 13 years old. It's the only thing memorable about this song/video, but I've never forgotten in.

Kay Lenz...
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And, Jeff Beck's cameo solo!
 
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Lol so here's the context on that. My junior year GF no pics, still beautiful to this day, shit, probably same dress size, like a 3, we were each other's first real sex relationship. Total trust with each other, very, very experimental, easily ten times a week sex for several months. She shaved her head in solidarity with her aunt no pics who was battling breast no pics cancer (and won). She was hot with a shaved head, hot as the hair grew back, hot throughout. Just amazing body like a dancer, big pouty eyes no I'm not fapping but obviously considering it. So we broke up because high school but I didn't stop wanting her so that video, sound muted, could get me to fap for a stretch there.

Lol I couldn't wait for the first response to posting that video, and your response is perfect.
 
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Lol so here's the context on that. My junior year GF no pics, still beautiful to this day, shit, probably same dress size, like a 3, we were each other's first real sex relationship. Total trust with each other, very, very experimental, easily ten times a week sex for several months. She shaved her head in solidarity with her aunt no pics who was battling breast no pics cancer (and won). She was hot with a shaved head, hot as the hair grew back, hot throughout. Just amazing body like a dancer, big pouty eyes no I'm not fapping but obviously considering it. So we broke up because high school but I didn't stop wanting her so that video, sound muted, could get me to fap for a stretch there.

Lol I couldn't wait for the first response to posting that video.

Hottest celebrity woman with a shaved head?...Go
 
Hottest celebrity woman with a shaved head?...Go
Well when Natalie Portman's head was shaved it sure brought back memories. This high school ex is Natalie Portman without the frailty, with musculature and thickness in the thighs like a dancer. She was the captain of the dance team, athletic as hell.

Didn't Charlize Theron shave her head? I'm afraid to go look. Can't fap in my office anymore.
 
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Had an affair with OJ Simpson and was charged with domestic assault for repeatedly stomping husband and Cardinal baseball pitcher Chuck Finley's face...OJ killed the wrong woman...
Yep. She went after Chuck Finley’s face like a chimpanzee. Absolute smokeshow but certifiably crazy as f*ck.
 
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It was either that or scrambled soft-core porn on Cinemax. Us old guys didn’t have the luxury of growing up with free hardcore porn on the internet.
Kids today. First off you had to know an adult with a stash of porno mags, or figure out a way to buy/shoplift some. Then you had to go through the gymnastics of knocking one out while juggling a centerfold and turning the pages.
 
Kids today. First off you had to know an adult with a stash of porno mags, or figure out a way to buy/shoplift some. Then you had to go through the gymnastics of knocking one out while juggling a centerfold and turning the pages.
I wish I had back all the money I wasted buying random crap at the convenience store so it didn’t look like I made a special trip there just to buy a Penthouse.
 
At the time a music video was a major upgrade from the ladies undergarments section of the Sears catalog
The first giant leap forward for underaged teen horn dogs was the swimsuit issue. I feel like I know Kathy Ireland, Elle McPherson, Rachel hunter, and bar Rafaeli. And the one blonde with the black mesh top who I can’t think of right now
 
Kids today. First off you had to know an adult with a stash of porno mags, or figure out a way to buy/shoplift some. Then you had to go through the gymnastics of knocking one out while juggling a centerfold and turning the pages.
LOL. So incredibly right about this.
 
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