Whoever designs these things is trying too hard. Give me a ****in merry go round, a couple rocking horses, monkey bars, and a got dam slide.
New playgrounds suck shit
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And the slide has to be made of metal and be about 1 bajillion degrees.
also bring back old McDonald's baby jails!
At my school we have a new ninja course which of course I had to try part of it and about blew my knee out.
That’ll pull skin from your neck to your calves the whole way down. Nice one.Tornado slide baby!
Tornado slide baby!
There used to be one of those slides in the park next to the baseball field (straight out CF) on the north side of Newton. A friend of mine hit it with a HR as a kid was going down the slide. Missed the kid, though.
When we were kids, we’d get the merry go round screaming. About six 4th graders w one leg on the platform kneeling and the other kicking off the ground. That thing would spin. I remember several times guys deciding they wanted on while we were cranking. There was no mercy. They’d end up like that little kid flying parallel to the ground, and tire out and go flying…ruining jeans and skinning up hands and chin. It was a cruel world on the playground.
