Norovirus deathbed

[BrunoMars420]

HORT I feel like death.

For 2 days I’ve been shitting my brains out. I am at the point where my butthole is dryheaving and everywhere around it is #tender. It really is hitting me hard this AM but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 💪🏿 I’ve self diagnosed myself with norovirus per Google and my past experience with it before. Please keep me in your prayers and dreams

God bless

 

[Thunderlips71]

I’ve had norovirus twice and wished for death. Shit my guts out at least hourly and had tremors/nightmares. Hang in there, stay hydrated, and go see a doctor.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Lots of Mountain Dew and Pancheros should clear everything up

 

[Funky Bunch]

But which way are you wiping? Under or around the side?

 

[lonestar50]

I will never forget when I had it, making the decision whether to sit on the toilet or puke in the toilet. I wisely chose to shit in the toilet while puking in the bathtub. One of the worst times I've ever felt in my life

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Sounds awful. Hang in there!

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

HORT I feel like death.

For 2 days I’ve been shitting my brains out. I am at the point where my butthole is dryheaving and everywhere around it is #tender. It really is hitting me hard this AM but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 💪🏿 I’ve self diagnosed myself with norovirus per Google and my past experience with it before. Please keep me in your prayers and dreams

God bless

You should use paper towels soaked in simple green to wipe. It'll kill the norovirus.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It is awful so I can empathize. But damn to hell I'm fighting fire with fire next time I get it.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

You should use paper towels soaked in simple green to wipe. It'll kill the norovirus.

Simple Green fixes everything.

 

[OrlandNole]

Does it feel weird to have so many objecting coming out of your butthole?

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Simple Green fixes everything.

I was gonna recommend spraying simple green directly on the anus but went with the paper towel application method.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

have you gotten to the shower after every poop stage yet?

 

[ICWestfan]

HORT I feel like death.

For 2 days I’ve been shitting my brains out. I am at the point where my butthole is dryheaving and everywhere around it is #tender. It really is hitting me hard this AM but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 💪🏿 I’ve self diagnosed myself with norovirus per Google and my past experience with it before. Please keep me in your prayers and dreams

God bless

At least for once you're not full of shit.

Have you tried baby wipes?

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

Sometimes, you can’t trust a fart. Thanks for sharing this.

 

[beanT]

Good time to go on a Carnival Cruise. Just make sure your check the “Normal Buffet-loving Fatty # of Shits” on the pre board health survey or they get suspicious.

 

[yescyam]

 

[torbee]

 

[LuciousBDragon]

HORT I feel like death.

For 2 days I’ve been shitting my brains out. I am at the point where my butthole is dryheaving and everywhere around it is #tender. It really is hitting me hard this AM but what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 💪🏿 I’ve self diagnosed myself with norovirus per Google and my past experience with it before. Please keep me in your prayers and dreams

God bless

HEY!!!!! Who gave you permission to take your butt plug out?!?!?

 

[BrunoMars420]

Update-Still pooping. Will be rubbing destin around my butthole and on the chapped cheeks soon. If you want a video just PM me. I WILL get through this!!

 

[GOHOX69]

Update-Still pooping. Will be rubbing destin around my butthole and on the chapped cheeks soon. If you want a video just PM me. I WILL get through this!!

Have you tried probiotics?

 

[Moral]

What they don't tell you about norovirus is that it is forever. This is the rest of your life OP.

 

[GOHOX69]

Have you tried probiotics?

It will repopulate your gut and the bacteria produce virucidal products.

 

[GOHOX69]

High Protective Efficacy of Probiotics and Rice Bran against Human Norovirus Infection and Diarrhea in Gnotobiotic Pigs

Probiotics have been recognized as vaccine adjuvants and therapeutic agents to treat acute gastroenteritis in children. We previously showed that rice bran (RB) reduced human rotavirus diarrhea in gnotobiotic pigs. Human noroviruses (HuNoVs) are the major ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I still have some left over fluid from my colonoscopy if you truly want to rid the body of crap