*************Official Gameday Thread Iowa Hawkeyes Vs Miami Ohio*************

[Buffalo43]

One of the commercials they are playing over and over again on the stream is for a company called Colonguard. Apparently you shit in a bag and ship it to them and they can see if you have colon cancer or not.

They can detect an abnormality in your stool and whether or not you should get a colonoscopy

 

[Big Hawk D-Port]

They can detect an abnormality in your stool and whether or not you should get a colonoscopy

I just find the idea of shipping turds back and forth fascinating.

 

[WestIAHawk]

I just find the idea of shipping turds back and forth fascinating.

Ya know, you just stir your droppings around with a tongue depressor and send that in, not your droppings....

Lol...

Go Hawks!

 

[Daggerfoot]

I just find the idea of shipping turds back and forth fascinating.

I don't think they send it back...

 

[ANYCHawk]

I just find the idea of shipping turds back and forth fascinating.

your not shipping the whole log

 

[naturalmwa]

I just find the idea of shipping turds back and forth fascinating.

This is a poop thread now.

 

[Daggerfoot]

your not shipping the whole log

I would...I'm not good at following instructions.

 

[ANYCHawk]

I would...I'm not good at following instructions.

sadly the guy who has to open those envelopes, well, I bet it wouldn't be the first time he had one from someone who couldn't follow instructions.

 

[anon_ts5cfra6drv7r]

How? How about its 30 minutes into the first game. Only like Ohio State and Clemson looked like world beaters in the first 30 minutes.

Here to eat my crow. Glad they came out hitting and firing . Still disappointed we can never start hot, but to be expected game 1.

 

[naturalmwa]

I would...I'm not good at following instructions.

Then it gets returned to you for insufficient postage.

That poor postman.

 

[DougFHawkeye]

Ya know, you just stir your droppings around with a tongue depressor and send that in, not your droppings....

Lol...

Go Hawks!

I'd mix my dog and cats with mine and send it in just to give them something to really study and figure out.

 

[Daggerfoot]

Then it gets returned to you for insufficient postage.

That poor postman.

 

[WestIAHawk]

Great movie!!

 

[Daggerfoot]

Here to eat my crow. Glad they came out hitting and firing . Still disappointed we can never start hot, but to be expected game 1.

 

[CounterPoint]

Sure I can. Iowa > Oklahoma

Now go back to your board.

OK. Not drunk, just ignorant.

 

[owenhawk]

@cmhawks99

@owenhawk

What do you need Cletus? You come by to congratulate Iowa looking better then your team against a better team then the Hiskers faced? Thanks!

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

OK. Not drunk, just ignorant.

Lol nope. It's science. Iowa > everyone

Sorry Iowa couldn't lose for you, salty Oklahoma fan. Bye now.

 

[hwk23]

Who thought we were going to cover? I admire the optimism, but....

Nice call

 

[minuteman762]

I thought that linebackers would continue to be a weakness of the D before this game and I didn't see anything that changed my mind on that front.

Leading tacklers Colbert and Welch with 8 each. You should be worried All America DE with just one assist for the game . Defense still held them to 59 yards rushing.

 

[BirdistheWord]

Iowa will look like a completely different team this half.

Nostradamus

 

[BirdistheWord]

Leading tacklers Colbert and Welch with 8 each. You should be worried All America DE with just one assist for the game . Defense still held them to 59 yards rushing.

Not his best game, but i felt like their game plan was get rid of the ball no matter what. He was starting to get some consistent pressure and hinder the passing lanes in the second half. Watch out Rutgers!

 

[Hendy hawk]

This is a poop thread now.

Talk about getting derailed!,,,